June 4th 2009

The Octomom attacked Kate Gosselin, from Joe & Kate plus 8, for exploiting her children for attention. Nobody paid much attention to that comment; everybody’s eyes were glued to Octomom’s 14 babies that were juggling in the background dressed up as little angels.

The federal government accidentally posted a sensitive list of nuclear sites in the U.S. Why do we let Biden take care of that website?

The federal government accidentally posted a sensitive list of nuclear sites in the U.S. Don’t worry; since it is not in a porn site, chances are nobody is going to see it.

According to a book called "Who's Been Sleeping In Your Head,” 9 out of 10 people have sexual fantasies. And you know that the other one has to be dead to not have one… sexy corpse.....mmmmmmmm…

According to a book called "Who's Been Sleeping In Your Head,” 95% of people have never talked about their fantasies to another person. But some of them have whispered them to their pets.

A woman in California tried to tie a young guy up with duct-tape and kidnap him because she didn’t want him to date her daughter. The outcome? The guy now wants to date the mom.

Brooke Hogan finally admitted yesterday that she has breast implants. Unfortunately her penis is not fake.

During his speech to the Muslim world, President Obama promised to allow more Arab students to study in the United States. And today Republicans suggested opening a school in Guantanamo.

The White House ordered U.S. embassies worldwide to invite Iran's ambassadors to their Fourth of July picnics next month. Most ambassadors accepted but only if they are allowed to be in charge of the fireworks.