Friday, May 22, 2009

May 22nd 2009

Have a great weekend.... Pedro

Michael Vick was released from prison after serving 19 months for dog fighting. That’s insane, who let Michael Vick out, who, who, who… who let Michael Vick out, who, who, who…

Michael Vick was released from prison after serving 19 months for dog fighting. He said he wants to keep a very low profile, so he is considering signing for the Detroit Lions…

The same day Dick Cheney delivered a major speech, a new national poll suggests that favorable opinions of the former vice president are on the rise. Apparently, Americans would rather have Cheney giving speeches that going hunting and shooting people in their faces.

The movie Terminator Salvation opens today. This time Terminator comes back from the future to save California from going broke.

Rush Limbaugh wants MSNBC to go thirty days without mentioning him. MSNBC apologized and said that they are not going to stop mentioning the word fat or obese. That is most of their advertising with diet products.

According to a survey released yesterday, 1 out of 4 Americans admits they send text messages while driving. The other three said they can’t text while driving because they are too drunk.

Larry King has introduced a son that he has never publicly acknowledged… and the son is only 90 years old…


"Young and the Restless" actor Chris Engen has reportedly quit the soap opera because his character's storyline required a kiss with another man. And today Ryan Seacrest called the producers of the show to apply for that role…

Rep. Alan Grayson from Florida will introduce the Paid Vacation Act — legislation that would be the first to make paid vacation time a requirement under federal law. The only problem, don’t you need to have a job to be able to go on vacation?