May 29th 2009

The season premiere of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" had the best ratings in the show's history. Apparently, most of Jon’s and Kate’s lovers were watching the show.

The season premiere of "Jon & Kate Plus 8" had the best ratings in the show's history. TLC is planning on another season, but due to a possible divorce, that name might change to Jon minus Kate, the 8 kids, the house, the car…

After the success with the show "Jon & Kate Plus 8", TLC is debuting a show with a couple with 16 kids. Apparently, it is just Joe dating Octomom.

Some conservative pundits say that the only reason Obama nominated Sotomayor as a supreme court judge was because she is Latina. You see “what brown can do for you”?

According to a survey, guys think girls with foreign-sounding names are sexy. It could be true because today I caught Judge Scalia hitting on Sonia Sotomayor.

North Korea fired off several missiles this week. It makes you wonder if Hillary is the right person for the Secretary of State position, because she couldn’t even keep Bill’s missiles in his pants.

A little girl woke up from a coma and started singing "Mamma Mia" by Abba. And after a couple of minutes doctors had to restrain her dad for trying to use a pillow to smother her.

The DMV has made it illegal for people to smile in their driver's license photos in the states of Nevada, Indiana, Arkansas and Virginia. Apparently, they wanted to make it fair for those who own Chrysler cars.

Courtney Love has been sued for $352,000 by American Express for allegedly failing to pay her balance. And you thought that she was using the credit cards only to cut cocaine.