June 11th 2009

Carrie Prejean has been dethroned as Miss California USA for "contract violations,". She is expected to return the crown and the fake boobies today at 5.

Donald Trump decided to dethrone Carrie Prejean of her Miss California USA title. Sorry but that’s kind of gay.

The English language added its millionth word yesterday. Why so many? I only need 144 characters to share my life in twitter.

A new study from the University of California at San Diego has found that a nap can improve creative problem solving. Awesome maybe it can help me think how to find a new job after I got fired for being caught sleeping at work.

During an interview with ABC, Rep. Eric Cantor predicted that the GOP will win by a landslide in 2010. So it means the GOP will continue with their mudslinging until they completely cover the Democrats.

During an interview with ABC, Rep. Eric Cantor predicted a Republican victory in 2010 because people want a check and a balance in Congress. He got half right, people want a check every 15 days, and thanks to the last administration most of us haven’t seen one in a long time.

An Israeli woman mistakenly threw out a mattress with almost $1 million inside. It was all in porn magazine.

An Israeli woman mistakenly threw out a mattress with almost $1 million inside. Another bank collapsing….

The tropical Pacific island nation of Palau announced Wednesday it will accept up to 17 detainees from Guantanamo Bay. Apparently they find them less annoying and scary than American tourists.

People in Lithuania eat crow meat to improve a man’s sexual potency. I ought to try it; after all I got tons of crows hovering around my bed when I’m doing it with my wife because they think she is dead.