June 16th 2009

Paul McCartney is trying to get the world to adopt Meat-Free Mondays. African kids must love the Beatles because they go no-food Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday…

Paul McCartney is trying to get the world to adopt Meat-Free Mondays. “It ain’t that hard,” said Chastity Bono, I can go meat-free Mondays, Tuesday, Wednesday…

Breastfed babies appear to do better in school and are more likely to attend college. Which means that Pamela Anderson’s kids are going to Harvard.

A legislative aid for Sen. Diane Black sent an e-mail that depicts the Presidents of the United States with President Barack Obama as a pair of eyes in a black background. Now he claims he wasn’t racist, it’s just that Bush screwed the economy so much, not even The White House can afford the electricity bill.

A South Carolina GOP activist got in trouble for saying that a gorilla that escaped from a zoo was an "ancestor" of Michelle Obama’s. Republicans were infuriated with him, not so much for the racist comments, but because that would prove the theory of evolution…

David Letterman apologized to Sarah Palin and her daughters for a joke he made about them. Everybody is saying now that Palin should be a bigger person and accept the apology, ironically fat Rush said no.

MySpace is cutting its staff by 30 percent. Things are so bad, the media found out by a posting Tom did on his Facebook

NASA will try to launch space shuttle Endeavour again Wednesday, after repairing a hydrogen gas leak that thwarted the first attempt. NASA officials can’t wait for the Endeavour to come back because after this mission they will give the old clunker to GM for $4000 bucks.

A tiny microbe woke up after more than 120,000 years trapped beneath a block of ice in Greenland. But it was so chilly, it immediately hit the snooze button and went back to sleep.

London police suspects Lindsay Lohan stole some jewelry from a magazine photo shoot. This is not the first time she is being accused of stealing; everybody that saw her latest movies thought they were robbed.

A Montana festival will host a lying contest. They already declared the winners as local politicians claimed they wouldn’t attend because they are too busy working.

Some people believe Letterman apologized because Republicans can’t take a joke. Of course they can, they voted for Bush twice.