June 18th 2009

Hillary Clinton fell and fractured her right elbow yesterday. Weird day for the Clintons, because Bill claims he slipped in the shower and that is how he got a black eye.

A Chinese city is mandating a one dog per family policy… when they are on a diet.

According to a survey, only about one in four women think about sex every day. She is easy to spot, the one with the husband with a smile.

A new study shows that people who have a purpose in life live longer. So you’re telling me that Rush hoping Obama fails is going to make him live longer?

Iran photoshopped Ahmadinejad's victory rally to make it look bigger than it was. Is this guy available for my eharmony.com picture profile?

Iran photoshopped Ahmadinejad's victory rally to make it look bigger than it was. Maybe next time there’s a “fire David Letterman” rally, he can make a couple of bucks in the US.

A woman in England with 36 double-g breasts is going to skydive topless for charity. The difficult part is going to be to stop her bouncing when she lands.

Former president Bush said during a speech yesterday that Government does not create wealth. I agree said Cheney with a cigar in his mouth while cashing some of his Halliburton stocks.

Some conservative websites made fun of Michele Obama’s harvest yesterday at the White House garden, saying that it was impossible for the vegetables to grow that fast. Maybe they didn’t consider that the ton of crap we had in the last 8 years of the Bush administration could have acted as a fertilizer.