June 19th 2009

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The U.S. Senate on Thursday passed a resolution apologizing to African-Americans for the wrongs of slavery. Hopefully, African-Americans will take the example and apologize for all the Tyler Perry movies.

The U.S. Senate on Thursday passed a resolution apologizing to African-Americans for the wrongs of slavery. But instead of the forty acres and the mule, reparations will consist on some house in Detroit, and a GM car.

The U.S. Senate on Thursday passed a resolution apologizing to African-Americans for the wrongs of slavery. It took the senate 145 years to apologize; even FEMA would be faster than that!

The U.S. Senate on Thursday passed a resolution apologizing to African-Americans for the wrongs of slavery. And today Fox News started a countdown to start using the N word.

There’s going to be a "Mission: Impossible 4.” This time, the mission is to get someone in the Republican Party to attack Rush Limbaugh and then stand by it.

The U.S. Congress on Thursday sent President Barack Obama a $106 billion bill to pay for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. Obama is likely to sign it as long as he can add a couple of billions to spend on flyswatters.

A Continental airlines pilot died during a flight from Brussels to Newark... Anything to avoid landing in New Jersey…

A woman in England with 36 double-g breasts is going to skydive topless for charity. She is going to use her bra as a parachute.

A 62-year-old man from Scotland has given his daughter the ultimate wedding gift by donating one of his kidneys. Apparently, she was registered in Target, Sears and the Organ black market.

A 62-year-old man from Scotland has given his daughter the ultimate wedding gift by donating one of his kidneys. Considering that the kidney is from a 62-year-old Irish person, it will only be useful for the wedding ceremony, but then she might need a new one.

Japanese intelligence has learned that Kim Jong Il plans to fire a rocket at Hawaii. Apparently, Kin Jong Il is using his Taepodong to get lei.