June 24th 2009

As part of his plea deal, Chris Brown will be picking up garbage for six months. Reality check when he finds some of his CD’s…

President Obama says he doesn't smoke in front of his kids. Apparently, he sees them once a year.

President Obama admitted during a press conference that he sneaks once in a while a cigarette. Now we know why he greets Michelle with the pound, so she doesn’t see her yellow nails.

Nevada senator John Ensign gave his GOP colleagues a two-minute apology for his affair. Apparently, an affair with a woman of legal age is more like a Democrat thing.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy says burkhas aren't welcomed in his country… unless Susan Boyle is on tour.

The federal government study on prison rape is out. And if you go to jail, the best advice is to buy the book and use it as a shield to cover your butt.

Police say a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of beer overturned in Vermont and closed a highway for several hours. And weirdly enough, police also reported of another truck with pretzels overturning in the same area.

Police say a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of beer overturned in Vermont and closed a highway for several hours. Actually, the truck was hauling 41,000 pounds, and they found the other 1000 when the driver took a leak.

Dick Cheney’s new book is expected to be published in Spring 2011, a few months after President George W. Bush's book comes out. Apparently, Cheney’s book will explain everything Bush wrote in his.

During a press conference, president Obama answered a question made by an Iranian still courageous enough to be communicating online. And yes, the president said “Boxers.”

Questions still remain unanswered about South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford vanishing for some days on Father’s day. Come on; he is not the first father to run away from an ugly tie and a pair of socks