June 25th 2009

Two of the possible Republican presidential candidates for 2012 admitted to having had affairs with women. And now both Republicans and Democrats are fantasizing about Sarah Palin running for the presidency.

Two of the possible Republican presidential candidates for 2012 admitted to having had affairs with women. It is getting difficult for the GOP. Apparently, the new qualifications for future candidates are: fiscally responsible, tough in foreign policies and spayed or neutered.

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford admitted he is having an affair with an Argentinean woman. It didn’t make the headlines in Argentina; they are used to Americans screwing them.

Barack Obama will throw out the first pitch at the Major League Baseball All-Star game in July. He’s been practicing a lot, he throws the ball, and Biden fetches it back…

According to the National Prison Rape Elimination Commission 60,000 inmates are raped in prison every year. I know that deep inside you’re hoping Bernie Madoff is one of them….

A Phoenix restaurant serves a four patty hamburger with 8,000 calories. The restaurant can sit a lot of customers or only two regulars.

A prostitute in Oklahoma traded sex for a box of Frito-Lay chips. And today Elliot Spitzer loaded his pockets with boxes of Frito-Lay chips, and started walking the streets of New York.

A prostitute in Oklahoma traded sex for a box of Frito-Lay chips. It was a cheap lay.