July 17th 2009

Have a great weekend! Pedro... (you can e-mail me at pedrobartes@hotmail.com in case you have any ideas, suggestions, or drinks to send...)

Governor Mark Sanford skipped a meeting with an economic advisor this week so he could spend time with his wife. Smart move, because the economic advisor was about to tell him that he won’t have any money if he gets divorced.

California officials say that if the state legalized marijuana, it could bring in an extra $1.4 billion. And that only from Michael Phelps…

A New Hampshire man swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged twenty-three quadrillion dollars. Fortunately, the bank corrected the mistake and it turned out to be only half of that.

According to a recent survey, 82% of women say they'll let you have your way with them when you're camping out under the stars. Now I understand why so many people are having more sex in this bad economy, due to foreclosure most of them live in the park.

Pet airwaves started its service this week. I wonder if they have their own Terrier-rist list.

Pet airwaves started its service this week. The snakes on the plane are going to have a feast with the Chihuahuas.

Tennis player Richard Gasquet escaped a lengthy doping ban when the International Tennis Federation's tribunal panel ruled that he inadvertently took cocaine by kissing a woman in a nightclub. I don’t believe him, especially because he claims the woman was Martina Navratilova.

A giant mass of goo has formed and is moving through the Chukchi Sea in Alaska. Scientists are now looking for a blind whale.

A giant mass of goo has formed and is moving through the Chukchi Sea in Alaska. Scientist suspects that Bristol might have become abstinent again and teens in Alaska have to take care of themselves.

There's a new website for blind people which has downloadable, pornographic audio featuring actors performing in erotic mini-dramas. It is perfect because some of them probably got blind for spending too much time in other pornographic sites.

Katie Couric's interview with Sarah Palin was nominated for an Emmy. Isn’t it funny that Couric is mostly known as a journalist for two things with the same subject: Palin and a colonoscopy?

Farrah Fawcett received an Emmy nomination for the documentary chronicling her battle with cancer. Unfortunately for her, there’s not going to be time for that award due to a tribute to Michael Jackson.