July 7th 2009

An Iowa man was seen driving his car with a "Palin 2012" poster on his windshield. These Democrats would do anything to win again.

Tennis player Simona Halep underwent breast reduction surgery. It was to avoid injuries, apparently her boobs were causing tennis elbows to a lot of fans.

According to researchers, at any given time, between 3% and 4% of all married people are having an affair. That’s why I tell my wife I hike at the Yosemite National Park instead of the Appalachians, it is too crowded there.

Facebook offered streaming video of the Michael Jackson’s memorial. They advertised it on their site or if you were under ten you probably got poked.

According to last year's Durex Sex Survey, half of Americans have sex at least once a week. The other half could not afford tickets to Argentina.

A study shows that insomniacs can use the internet to help them sleep more. They are supposed to go online and watch the Sarah Palin’s resignation speech.

An 80-year-old Croatian died from a heart attack while pulling off his pants to have sex with a prostitute. Unfortunately for the old man she didn’t give him CPR, you know, hookers don’t kiss.

Four thieves broke into a plant in Frankfurt, Germany, and stole 320,000 pills of the erectile dysfunction drug, Levitra. The police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

Four thieves broke into a plant in Frankfurt, Germany, and stole 320,000 pills of the erectile dysfunction drug, Levitra. The police is on the case and is following the trail of smiling women.

Did you hear that kids were not let in at the Staples Center for the Michael Jackson's funeral? Organizers wanted to give other people the chance to see Michael stiff....

A group representing "little people" asked the FCC to ban the word "midget" because they find it demeaning. So now Spice TV will have to call it Little People Bowling.

Low-cost airline Ryanair wants to offer discounts to passengers who buy seats that look like bar stools. First they will have to fight the pilots for those.

California officials are concerned with the cost of Michael Jackson’s memorial to the city of LA. Things are so bad, Arnold was spotted across the Staples Center selling Jackson’s t-shirts to raise money.