July 14th 2009

One of President Obama’s teleprompter screens fell over and smashed on the floor. Obama will now have 7 years of bad speeches.

One of President Obama’s teleprompter screens fell over and smashed on the floor. It was a big shock; Obama was speechless.

The British government is encouraging students to have an orgasm a day. And teachers are more than willing to help.

A Woman in Florida was arrested for battery after poking her boyfriend in his groin with her sex toy. Police want to solve the case fast because they refuse to sit on the evidence.

President Obama threw out the ceremonial first pitch at the "All Star Game.” He fit perfectly, because like most of the MLB players, he wasn’t born in this country.

A new study from the University of Sussex in England has found that cats can manipulate people, proving once again how powerful a pussy is.

Eva Longoria says she enjoys being tied up. I wish Tony Parker did it before she goes to shoot some of her stupid movies.

A suburban Philadelphia swim club has invited children from a largely minority day-care center to come back. They can swim freely from 2 to 4 am.

A suburban Philadelphia swim club has invited children from a largely minority day-care center to come back… just be careful with the new friends of the pool… crocodiles.

According to the media, North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has pancreatic cancer. He denied it, and told his people he is preparing himself for the role of his life: The Patrick Swayze movie.

Berlin brothels are offering discounts to patrons who arrive on bicycles. They even charge you lees if you wear a helmet.

According to a new study from the University of California at San Diego, people who get eight hours of sleep every night are 12% more likely to die. Don’t believe me? Ask Steve McNair or Gatti!