July 21st 2009

Lindsay Lohan formed a new company called "Unforgettable Productions". So she is not making any more movies, right?

Former Miss California Carrie Prejean is writing a book that will be out in November. Or just wait a little longer and get better pictures in Playboy.

The Palins have started packing up the Alaska governor's mansion: a bunch of moose heads and tons of Palin 2012 T-shirts.

An 11-year-old kid in Ohio is selling all his toys to help his family earn money. Madonna was so moved by this gesture that he bought them for her boyfriend.

An 11-year-old kid in Ohio is selling all his toys to help his family earn money. “Thank you,” said his emotional father after grabbing the money and heading to the liquor store.

Music came up among man’s greatest achievements during a CNN survey. Apparently, they haven’t heard of Lady Gaga.

There’s a new i-Phone application that helps stoners find pot. It is next to the app that points you to the Taco Bells in the area.

Larry King continues to cover the Michael Jackson case every day. He won’t stop until he gets an exclusive with the very own Michael, and he knows that that can happen any time.

Chris Brown has apologized for assaulting Rihanna. So far, no news of him apologizing for his music.

During a speech, Obama mistakenly said that health care reform will bring about greater ‘inefficiencies’. No wonder his approval rating is going down; even his teleprompter is abandoning him.

According to a new study, the recession is the reason why so many Americans are getting fatter these days. Not everybody is as lucky as those little kids in Africa that live in such a rich country.

NASA admitted that they erased the videotapes of Neil Armstrong's first steps on the moon. Apparently, some alien dunked on him.


A study says that one in three black people is obese. The other two are extremely fit because they are in jail.

Make-A-Wish Foundation is refusing to take money from a bikini carwash that wants to donate half of its proceeds. Apparently, the wish kids have from women in bikinis is not precisely money.


The Brazilian Labor ministry changed the password for people to check their unemployment status after they complained when they were forced to use the word bum. The new word chosen is: Government leeches.