July 22nd 2009

The world's oldest man is a 112-year-old Montana man. Hold on; let me check; and now a 110-year-old Chinese guy; give me a sec; and now a 109-year-old German guy... oh wait…

Whoopi Goldberg questions the truthfulness of the NASA moon landing. She must have a valid point, because if they can fake “The View” is a real TV show, you can fake anything.

According to recent statistics, every day, 417 black teens drop out of high school. But I don’t hear you complaining when your Lakers win a game…

According to recent statistics, every day, 1,202 black babies are born to unmarried mothers… and NBA fathers.

A guy in Australia got high on gas fumes, attacked a cop, got tasered, burst into flames and then survived the incident. And you dare say you had an exciting day at the office because you pranked your co-worker…

A thief in Florida was identified by his victims by his facial tattoo. Apparently, he had a ski mask tattooed to his face.

Republicans continue to say that president Obama is using some of Bill Clinton’s policies in his administration, and now some of Hilary’s pants.

In Utah, there’s a man that lives like a caveman on zero dollars a day. After the stupid sitcom failed, he went broke.

A recent study reveals that eating hot dogs can cause Alzheimer’s. Maybe that’s why Joe Chestnut is still wondering around a parking lot trying to find where his car is parked.

A recent study reveals that eating hot dogs can cause Alzheimer’s. That’s why that’s the only thing I eat when I go to see the Washington Nationals, so I can forget how horrible they are.

President Obama spoke on National TV about the Health Care reform. It was a smart move because he made so many Republicans sick, they might be considering now national Health Care coverage.

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is being accused of raping a hotel employee that went to his room to fix his TV. You can’t blame him; he couldn’t watch porn in the room.

A hotel employee who claims to have been raped by Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is seeking at least $440,000 in damages from the player. She is not the only person seeking compensation, the player's wife is seeking for at least a $4 million ring.