August 3rd 2009

Joe Biden also attended the "beer summit" with Obama, Sergeant James Crowley and Professor Henry Louis Gates Thursday. Apparently, it was a request from Crowley, who was scared of being outnumbered.

Joe Biden had a non-alcoholic beer during the "beer summit". It was Obama's request because he didn't want to have to call later another beer summit to apologize for a drunken Biden's racial tirade.

Experts believe the “Beer Summit” might do a lot to improve the relationship between Blacks and Whites. Not so much for Jose though; he had to serve the beer to those three drunks at the White House.

Obama hosted the beer summit at the White House. It was clear sergeant Crowley had a mission because he kept pouring beer in Obama’s glass and asked repeatedly where he was born for real…

According to a recent survey, the unemployed is more likely to sleep during the week. And the future unemployed is more likely to be napping at work just when the boss walks by.

Virginia Tech engineering students have developed a car that blind people can drive. I hope they are not expensive because I would definitely buy one for my wife.

A study says that divorce can wreak havoc on a person's health. Apparently, too much partying might take its toll.

A Saudi Arabian man who went on an Arabic television talk show to boast about his sex life has been arrested. And today Gene Simmons cancelled the KISS tour to Saudi Arabia.

A bid to set a new world record for the number of women being photographed wearing bikinis in one place failed, after only 42 of the required 1,924 turned up. Still enough to satisfy the 2 million guys that showed up.

Some Right wing radio hosts are complaining that Obama drunk a Bud Light during the beer summit, because Anheuser-Busch is now owned by a Belgian company. It is not that Obama is anti-America, it is just that Bud light goes great with…

Yawning during sex is actually a sign you're turned on. So next time I’m having sex with my wife I’ll leave the TV on during the Jimmy Fallon show.

Three women super-glued a guy's junk to his stomach after learning he was dating all of them at the same time. His penis reaches his stomach? No wonder he was dating 3 women.

Three women super-glued a guy's junk to his stomach after learning he was dating all of them at the same time. I bet you that if his penis had reached his neck, they wouldn’t have dumped him.

A guy put a "registered offender" sign in his window to prevent people with kids from moving in next door. Great idea; I will do the same every time I’m at the movies or in a plane so I don’t have any freaking loud kid sitting close to me.

Five black workers at a Philadelphia waste transfer plant are suing their employer, claiming restrooms are segregated for black and white workers. The employer’s lawyer claims that the separate bathrooms were just to avoid depressing White employees when they compare sizes at the urinals.

A video of the Buick golf tournament made it on the web where you can see Tiger Wood’s reaction when someone in the audience farted. Ironically the noise came from a hole in one.