September 10th 2009

George W. Bush was named the Worst Mangler of the English Language by a group in the UK called the Plain English Campaign. Bush said that the news happied him a lot.

A 350 pounds man got stranded in Las Vegas because Southwest Airlines told him he was too fat to fly. It made everybody uncomfortable, except for the guy that was going to sit next to him on the plane.

Nicole Richie gave birth to a baby boy. Only 4 lbs… That’s Nicole… the baby was close to 6 lbs.

Dina Lohan disputed TMZ's claim that she's "the world's worst mother". “I wish my two daughters were sober to back me up,” she added.

Ellen DeGeneres will replace Paula Abdul on "American Idol". It was Ryan’s choice; he was tired of fighting with Paula over the makeup, and he won’t have that problem with Ellen.

Ellen DeGeneres will replace Paula Abdul on "American Idol". So it is official; among all the judges Simon has the biggest rack.

Congressman Joe Wilson yelled out "you lie” during President Obama's speech last night. Republicans didn’t want their kids to hear Obama, so why did they let Wilson attend the speech?

The University of Wyoming is naming a new center for international students after Dick Cheney. It is official; the international students will have the cruelest hazing of the entire University.

Democrats say that the GOP is simply the party of NO. Ironically, Republicans said “No, no, no; that's not true!”

During his speech to the kids, Obama said that sleeping is very important, and then he passed the microphone to Biden.

Steve Jobs said his organ donor dies in a car crash. Ironically he had the accident trying to avoid running into a kid that was crossing the street listening to an i-Pod

A girl with no arms or legs just moved away from home to start school at Tulane University. She had one arm and one leg, but she lost the other limbs when she started paying tuition.

President Obama got heckled by Representative Wilson during his speech last night. I don’t the president is going to organize a beer summit with the congressman, we already saw what Wilson does when he is drunk

Congressman Joe Wilson yelled out "you lie” during President Obama's speech last night. Republicans didn’t want their kids to hear Obama, so why did they let Wilson attend the speech?

The University of Wyoming is naming a new center for international students after Dick Cheney. Students were mad, especially with the idea of calling it GITMO.