August 26th 2009

The "New York Times" is reporting that health officials are thinking hard about promoting "universal circumcision". Finally the Obama administration will do some cuts.

The government is spending nearly $1 million in stimulus money to study sex. Why would they spend more money on that when we all know they are masters at screwing people?

Michael Vick may start Philadelphia’s exhibition game on Thursday. He has not played in a while and he is happy being the underdog.

Eco-thinkers want to put plants in the bottom of a shower to be able to recycle that water to make it drinkable. It is already a pain in the ass to clean the tub; now I have to trim the plants before I take a shower.

Eco-thinkers want to put plants in the bottom of a shower to be able to recycle that water to make it drinkable. Great! Now I need a machete to get in the shower.

Eco-thinkers want to put plants in the bottom of a shower to be able to recycle the water to make it drinkable. Wouldn’t it be easier to just take a shower in the garden?

Eco-thinkers want to put plants at the bottom of a shower to be able to recycle that water to make it drinkable. You just need to avoid being beaten by spiders or snakes.

A company has come up with a social network similar to twitter but that forces you to use 1400 characters or more. So far Joe Biden is the only member.

An executive with The Wendy Williams Show apologized to a drag queen in the audience who was told not to appear on camera during the show. Apparently, producers wanted only one person to look like a drag queen and that was Wendy Williams.

A study suggests apple-shaped women with a big waist have a higher risk of developing asthma, especially because they have to keep running from black men.

A study suggests apple-shaped women with a big waist have a higher risk of developing asthma. They get really agitated when they are running out of food.

A Venezuelan woman won the Miss Universe 2009 title on Sunday, giving her South American country its second consecutive win and its sixth title in the beauty pageant. Shouldn’t we check them for steroids?

Chris Brown was just sentenced to 6 months of hard labor. Apparently, he’ll have to rap with good grammar.

A guy tried to kill a dragonfly with a rifle and accidentally shot his friend in the head. Can we find something for Cheney to do fast?