Thursday, August 20, 2009

August 20th 2009

A Seattle woman has sued magician David Copperfield, contending he sexually assaulted her. This could be one of the biggest tricks Copperfield has ever pulled: making people believe he is straight.

A Seattle woman has sued magician David Copperfield, contending he sexually assaulted her and threatened to kill her. The magician claims that cut-in-half suggestion was just part of his magician act.

A South African sprinter is being questioned about her gender. And today Eddie Murphy offer himself, free of charge, to conduct the gender test.

A South African sprinter is being questioned about her gender and was forced to take gender verification test to prove that is a “she". Apparently things got a little bit suspicious when she was doing the relay race and a sprinter in her team grabbed his other baton.

CBS will be advertising its fall TV season with a video-chip ad embedded in an issue of Entertainment Weekly. I have to be extra careful now when I wipe my ass with the magazine.

A woman that had an affair with Bernard Madoff said in a book that he was really good at oral sex. No wonder he is so popular in jail.

A woman that had an affair with Bernard Madoff said in a book that he had a small penis. But like with your investments, he would make you believe it was going to grow more than 300%.

The CW network is advertising the show “the beautiful life" with naked pictures of the cast. I hope CBS doesn’t want to do the same with 60 minutes.

Venus and Serena Williams will become the latest celebrities to own a stake in the Miami Dolphins. Venus will help manage the club and Serena will play as a linebacker.

According to a new study released by the European Commission men who do more housework have better sex lives… with other men.

An 80-year-old rode his bike nearly 3,700 miles across the country. And the sad part is that he doesn’t remember why.

John Ensign said that his affair with a friend's wife was different from former President Bill Clinton's affair. Because unlike Clinton, Ensign was doing the mistress but also once in a while his wife.

The “Cash for Clunkers” program is going to expire soon. But don’t despair, with the new health care plan, they will revive the Cash for Clunker’s program, but to get the cash you’ll have to give your grandpa instead.

A South African sprinter is being questioned about her gender and was forced to take gender verification test to prove that "she". But if she was a guy, wouldn’t she like to come behind other sprinters just to check their butts?