September 1st 2009

Some states might consider changing to 4-day workweek. Because it has worked so well for Congress.

The teacher in Florida who was fired for having a side job as a "bikini" girl is now doing porno. Apparently she got into porno because she missed all the action she used to have as a teacher.

Today is the internet 40th birthday. Or just an excuse for Al Gore to have some cake.

Chris Brown told Larry King he doesn’t remember hitting Rhianna. Sad for him because that’s probably the last hit he’ll ever have in his career.

A dog in Australia had 1,000 magnets removed from its stomach. The owner realized there was something wrong with the dog when she found it stuck to a fire hydrant.

A dog in Australia had 1,000 magnets removed from its stomach. The owner realized there was something wrong with the dog when she found1,000 calendars all over the kitchen floor.

Michelle Duggar is pregnant again and is expecting her 19th baby. This time the doctor after the delivery, instead of slapping the baby is going to slap her and ask her to stop this insanity.

Sylvester Stallone will direct and star in a fifth chapter of the Rambo franchise. This time the old Rambo fights for his life against Obama’s death panels.

Sylvester Stallone will direct and star in a fifth chapter of the Rambo franchise. This time John Rambo used his arsenal to fight congress to get the approval of over-the-counter testosterone.

Sylvester Stallone will direct and star in a fifth chapter of the Rambo franchise. Things are a little bit different in the new movie: in Rambo I he had a big wound and sowed it himself; in this new Rambo he knits a sweater.

Nearly a third of all cocaine seized in the United States is laced with a dangerous veterinary medicine. Apparently drug dealers wanted to help Amy Winehouse kill some of the fleece she has.

12,397 citizens in Mexico City tried to set the world record for the most people dancing to Michael Jackson's "Thriller". But they definitely broke the record for most people in one square foot.

Donkeys at a town in Western Arizona are overweight because tourists keep feeding them. Now the town has attracted a great number of African Americans misled by the fact they hear the place is full of fat asses.