September 2nd 2009

A teen from Tennessee cries blood up to three times a day. Not a big deal, I bleed out of my ears every time my girlfriend plays Lady Gaga.

A teen from Tennessee cries blood up to three times a day. What, did he also see Wendy Williams naked?

Sarah Palin announced that she’ll be giving a speech in Hong Kong. She also said she can’t wait to meet the king, the king of Kong.

U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann told a crowd that they have to slit their wrists, and be blood brothers against the health care reform. First time I agree with you Michelle, go ahead with the wrist thing.

U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann told a crowd that they have to slit their wrists, and be blood brothers against the health care reform. The only problem is after you slit your wrist and you get the medical bill, you are going to want to slit them again.

The oldest dog died. Its heart was too weak to handle the release of Michael Vick.

Michelle Duggar is pregnant again and is expecting her 19th baby. The doctor said this time the delivery is going to be hard, it is going to be difficult to convince the kid to come out when there’s more room inside the womb than in a room with 20 other siblings.

An animal rights group took video of unwanted baby chicks being ground up alive at an egg hatchery in Iowa. So if you don’t know yet what to get Michael Vick for his birthday, there you go.

An animal rights group took video of unwanted baby chicks being ground up alive at an egg hatchery in Iowa. And just like that Sarah Palin found her place to launch her 2012 presidential campaign.

An animal rights group took video of unwanted baby chicks being ground up alive at an egg hatchery in Iowa. And now Gene Simmons wants to sue them for copyright infringement.

A new survey has found that the average woman is comfortable wearing miniskirts until the age of 40. Because after that, the boobs peek out under the skirt.

Whitney Houston struggled with her voice during her much-hyped comeback performance on "Good Morning America" Tuesday. She sabotaged her own performance; she’ll anything to avoid having another hit.

Whitney Houston struggled with her voice during her much-hyped comeback performance on "Good Morning America" Tuesday. We all know she’s been abusing her pipes.