September 3rd 2009

According to economists the sales of men’s underwear is a good indicator of how the economy is going. Men don’t buy any; they are getting screw so often, what’s the point of having to take them off all the time.

The city of Mt Vernon will award the key of the city to Glen Beck. He is already planning on making copies only to the White Residents, kicking the blacks out and then locking the door.

According to a recent study, Russia is the country with the most alcoholics. Wouldn’t you be one if your neighbors are the Palin’s family?

An FDA test shows that either a frog or a toad was in a Florida man's soda can. Apparently the ideas was that when you kiss the frog, the Pepsi turns into Coke.

An FDA test shows that either a frog or a toad was in a Florida man's soda can. It is a great idea because when you have a blind tasting; people instinctively tend to choose the can that moves.

Ben and Jerry's has changed the name of one of its best-selling ice creams to Hubby Hubby, in celebration of the legalization of gay marriage in its home state of Vermont. People already complained that it has too many nuts in it.

Ben and Jerry's has changed the name of one of its best-selling ice creams to Hubby Hubby, in celebration of the legalization of gay marriage in its home state of Vermont. They are going to sell like crazy, apparently it tastes like ass.

The Capitol switched its on-hold telephone music back to patriot tunes Tuesday after a three-week experiment with smooth jazz generated some complaints. You see even Republicans are against torture when it comes to listening to Kenny G.

Police in Louisiana arrested a woman accused of stealing a 12-pack of beer by hiding it between her legs. Not impressive, I bet you Paris Hilton can hide a keg there.

A new book brought out by the Church invites couples to recite a Making-love- prayer. comes in handy; when you do it with your wife sometimes you need to pray your junk will work.

Chris Brown will have to wash cars as part of his sentence. It is not a big deal, he has a lot of practice removing the blood of the one he drove the night he beat Rhianna.

A new book brought out by the Church invites couples to recite a Making-love- prayer. Before making love I usually pray my wife doesn’t catch me.

The Honolulu City Council is considering a fine of $500 or jail time for riding a city bus with B.O. We can save the economy if we do the same with taxis in New York.

A study shows that men perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function when they are talking to a hot woman. Scientists should mention the activity in the other men’s heads.