September 11th 2009

Tons of jokes for Friday leftover....if you want to say hi, give me suggestions, or comments, e-mail me at pedrobartes@hotmail.com have a great weekend.
Pedro

Gender tests have determined South African sprinter Caster Semenya to be a hermaphrodite. It is going to be tough… for her boyfriend when he has to explain it to his friends.

Gender tests have determined South African sprinter Caster Semenya to be a hermaphrodite. Apparently she has male genitalia and a brain.

Gender tests have determined South African sprinter Caster Semenya to be a hermaphrodite. She has three times the testosterone of a "normal" woman and five times as much as Ryan Seacrest.

Congressman Joe Wilson issued a statement explaining his behavior during Obama’s speech and said that he "let his emotions get the best of him.” To what Obama replied “You lie!”

Congressman Joe Wilson screamed “You lie” during Obama’s speech in congress. It shocked everybody so much that even Pelosi showed some emotion on her face.

Republicans are saying that Democrats seem to forget that Bush was sometimes booed when giving the State of the Union Address. Frankly it is not the same, because the boos came from Laura and her two daughters.

US President Barack Obama led a moment of silence today to mark the eighth anniversary of 9/11. Unfortunately it was interrupted by the screams of congressman Joe Wilson.....

According to a new study, a moderate amount of drinking may prevent Alzheimer's disease. Bummer! Because I usually drink to forget.

According to a new study, a moderate amount of drinking may prevent Alzheimer's disease. I don’t know if I want to remember how I ended up in bed with this ugly woman.

Main Line Animal Rescue will donate five bags of dog food to a local every time Michael Vick is tackled in the game on Oct. 26. Unfortunately, the Korean restaurant in the corner will offer free meals every time Vick connects a pass.

Main Line Animal Rescue will donate five bags of dog food to a local every time Michael Vick is tackled in the game on Oct. 26. If they really want to help dogs, why don’t they choose Bret Favre? Because if they will donate dog food every time he’ll get tackled, they will end up feeding every little hungry dog in the country.

Scientists have now levitated mice using magnetic fields. Exactly what we needed, now we have to buy rat zappers!

Scientists have now levitated mice using magnetic fields. Just in case I’m giving my cat Red Bull, so he can get some wings.

Nine women in Turkey have been rescued after being tricked into believing they were reality show contestants. They suspected it was fake because none of them were required to have STD’s.

The Space shuttle Discovery might have to land in California and then be transported to Florida to the cost of almost $2 million. And that just the charge for the astronauts’ bags…