October 17th 2009

The story of the kid flying in a balloon that captivated the media yesterday seems to have been prepared by the parents to gain some media attention. Most channels felt betrayed, except TLC that found a replacement for Jon& Kate plus 8.

During an interview with Wolf Blitzer, the kid involved in the balloon hoax confessed that they did it all for the show and then accidentally farted. Ironically, after the kid’s confession and fart, the one that messed his pants was the father.

The news yesterday was dominated by stories involving balloons: This kid supposed to be flying in a balloon and Meghan McCain’s picture on twitter.

The parents of the balloon kid say he was hiding in the garage and they looked for the kid everywhere but couldn’t find him. And today Homeland Security contacted the kid to see if he can give them some tips on where Bin Laden could be hiding.

According to a recent survey, 36% of people under 35 admit to texting or Tweeting right after sex, probably to tell their wives that the meeting at work that was running late has just finished.

A new study finds that older people who work past retirement have better physical and mental health. No wonder Brett Favre is having such a stellar season.

Calvin Klein has a new pair of jeans out that make a guy's bulge look bigger. Wow that’s great news for Cher’s daughter Chad!

Calvin Klein has a new pair of jeans out that make a guy's bulge look bigger. They are called Worldwide pants!

Actor Roger Moore, who played James Bond, turned 82 this week. Apparently, he now likes his Metamucil shaken not stirred.

A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Apparently, he doesn’t want kids out there that might be like the president of the US!

Almost 25,000 visitors are expected to visit the White House gardens this weekend. Unfortunately, they won’t be able to see the garden hoes because they were removed after the Clinton administration.

According to a survey, the average man cries between six and 17 times a year. Or whenever his wife forces him to watch The View.