October 8th 2009

President Barack Obama's approval ratings are starting to rise after declining ever since his inauguration. Unfortunately, the polls were done among Brazilians.

The New York Post reports that the doctors that met with Obama this weekend at The White House were given white lab coats to make a more compelling picture. Apparently, the White House has tons of doctor outfits from when Bill Clinton used to play doctor with the interns.

The Obama’s went out for dinner to celebrate their 17th anniversary Saturday. You know that those restaurants Obama visits usually get packed right after he leaves, especially because you know there’s not going to be a fly around.

The Obama’s celebrated their 17th anniversary on Saturday. Things have not been working for Barack lately: the Health care reform didn’t pass yet, we lost the Olympic bid, and judging by Michelle’s face on Sunday morning…

The three men that won the Nobel Prize in physics are the ones that made a great contribution to the latest technology in photography. Apparently, judges awarded them the prize after they saw Meghan Fox’s latest pictures.

Dairy farmers protested in Belgium by spraying cops with milk straight from a cow's udder. And the worst part, they were aiming at the Lactose intolerant cop.

Dairy farmers protested in Belgium by spraying cops with milk straight from a cow's udder. Cops in America would love that, and if they can throw in a donut much better.

Dairy farmers protested in Belgium by spraying cops with milk straight from a cow's udder. It was udder chaos.

Police say a Woman in Nebraska will not face charges for throwing a dog at an officer during a domestic violence investigation. So if you have tickets for the Fashion show, Naomi Campbell is free to perform.

One of the women David Letterman had an affair with was part of an old segment called “Do you know your meat?” She definitely knew David’s.

Jon Goselin is being accused of pulling out almost all the maney from a bank account he shared with his wife Kate. Ironically, all this scandal could have been avoided, if he had pulled out from Kate earlier in life, when they had sex.

A study published by the Times suggest that those who do not drink alcohol have a higher risk of depression that those who do. Ironically, I drink when I’m depressed, so this study doesn’t make much sense.

A study published by the Times suggests that those who drink are less depressed, especially if you are ugly, because that is probably the only chance you have to get laid.

In a recent survey, three out of 10 people said they'd give up sex for a year rather than give up their mobile phones. Those three are probably the ones that enjoy the use of their phones in vibration mode.

An Alabama woman was arrested for letting her 13-year-old daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of her car. On the mom’s defense, it was a Saturn, so the daughter was probably safer on top of the car than inside.

An Alabama mother was arrested for driving down the highway with her 13-year-old daughter inside a cardboard box on top of her van. When Roman Polanski heard the news he was mad, I would have given the daughter a ride on my own lap.

Adult fans at one of Australia's most popular motor sport races, the Bathurst 1000, will be limited to one "slab" of beer a day. Fortunately for the sport, the race drivers can drink as much as they want.

NASA is expected to bomb the moon on Friday. I hope this time we hire a good director for the fake video.

According to CBS, Rush Limbaugh could become one of the owners of the St. Louis Rams. It’ll be a much more predictable team now; with Rush as an owner the team won’t have left tacklers.