September 23rd 2009

In his first U.N. appearance, Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi spoke for more than an hour and issued a slashing attack on the Security Council and chastised the UN on for failing to intervene or prevent some 65 wars around the world since. Where was Kanye West when we needed him the most?

Chaz Bono is writing a book about his gender transformation. At the end, it turns into a pop-up book.

Al Qaeda released a 106-minute Arabic language video Tuesday. I think NBC is exaggerating a little, because in it you can see a couple of times the promo for the new Jay Leno show.

Al Qaeda released a 106-minute Arabic language video Tuesday. In it, Al Qaeda's second in command Ayman al-Zawahiri predicts the downfall of America for choosing Taylor Swift instead of Beyonce’s video during the MTV video Awards.

David Arquette confirmed rumors on the making of the movie “Scream 4”. This time there’s a twist: Scream 4 is about the horrifying Town Hall Meetings.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are being sued by paparazzi who were shot at during their Costa Rican wedding. And you know that today Gisele is giving Tom a hard time for inviting Plaxico to the wedding.

Scientists in Haifa, Israel, have discovered that how you write can indicate whether you’re a liar. That’s why politicians always type.

The new season of Dancing with the Stars was down 19 percent from last year's premiere. Producers are not surprised; that is Tom Delay’s usual cut.

After three years, a separated couple finally reaches agreement on the custody of their dog. I don't want to say the dog was tired of this crap, but it even suggested to be given to Michael Vick.

According to a new Rasmussen Report, three in four Americans think we're becoming ruder as a society. And the other flipped me the finger and didn’t even answer the question.

The LA Lakers were invited to the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s wedding. Big mistake, because you know that when Khloe tosses the bouquet; Kobe is going to grab it and not pass it to anybody throughout the entire night.

A Scientist claims that humans could become immortal in as little as 20 years' time. So I know that in 19 years, 11 months and 30 days I will take my wife to the Grand Canyon and encourage her to get close to the edge to see the view… and…

Tom Delay pulled out a bunch of sexy moves on his debut in Dancing with the Stars. I wouldn’t if I were him, because some inmates were already fantasizing.