September 17th 2009

A 60-year-old US grandmother, blind for nearly a decade, has recovered her sight after surgeons implanted a tooth in her eye as a base to hold a tiny plastic lens. This is great news for all blind people, except those in England, in the South and hockey players.

A 60-year-old US grandmother, blind for nearly a decade, has recovered her sight after surgeons implanted a tooth in her eye as a base to hold a tiny plastic lens. Unfortunately, she is now crossed-eyed as her tooth was crooked.

A 60-year-old US grandmother, blind for nearly a decade, has recovered her sight after surgeons implanted a tooth in her eye as a base to hold a tiny plastic lens. And the good thing is she can even floss with her eyelashes.

Chris Brown says he now misses Rhiana. Of course; it is hard to connect a punch when you are forced to be a 100 yards away from her.

Burly construction workers in Austria scurried for cover when a naked blonde rushed at them shouting: "Who wants me?” It wasn’t only the construction workers; it was also the cops, the Indians and the cowboys at the Village People convention.

CNN showed the video of Obama criticizing Kanye West. And Kanye interrupted the showing to say Beyonce’s video was way better.

According to a survey in Oklahoma, only one in four public high school students can name the first President of the United States. And 4 of them can’t name the actual president without making their parents curse.

More than 100,000 people downloaded an i-Phone application that tells you locations where you can buy marijuana. Actually, it is probably the same guy that keeps forgetting he has downloaded it already.

More than 100,000 people downloaded an i-Phone application that tells you locations where you can buy marijuana. It is next to the application that helps you locate the Taco Bells.

A picture of Obama brandishing a light saber during a photo op to promote Chicago's bid for the 2016 Olympic Games has made the rounds on the web. Obama asked to keep the light saber in case he needs to fight Darth Vader, I mean Cheney.

A picture of Obama brandishing a light saber during a photo op to promote Chicago's bid for the 2016 Olympic Games has made the rounds on the web. During the photo op he managed to kill 3 flies with it.

Burt Reynolds has entered rehab. But his wig decided to continue partying.

Chris Brown began his 180 days of hard labor yesterday, clearing brushes and picking up trash. Imagine his disappointment when among the trash he found tons of his cd’s.

Three NFL players agreed to donate their brains to scientists studying the effects of concussions. But only one was bold enough to do it BEFORE he died. Thanks, T.O.

18 celebrities died this summer in what it is now known as the summer of death. Hollywood is really worried, not because celebrities are dying, but because the tribute at the Oscar ceremony this year is going to be really, really long.

Michael Douglas will play flamboyant pianist and entertainer Liberace. And to portray better the flamboyant Liberace in an upcoming film, Michael Douglas has asked his son to keep a diary of his experiences in prison.

Cheney went under the knife today... how uncomfortable for the doctor when Cheney grabbed the scalper and told the doctor, no doctor, that's the way you handle the scalper...