September 28th 2009

Sarah Palin has finished her memoir just four months after the book deal was announced. Palin's book will be 400 pages, it was supposed to be 800 but she quit halfway through.

Sarah Palin’s new book’s title is Going Rogue. Ironically, the name is similar to Biden’s ideal name for his upcoming book: Going Rogaine!

Sarah Palin has finished her memoir just four months after the book deal was announced. People had the chance to hear some excerpts of the book during Moammar Khadafy’s speech at the UN convention.

A Washington, D.C. restaurant named a sandwich after Michelle Obama. It has almost no fat, and it’s just all buns…

A Washington, D.C. restaurant named a sandwich after Michelle Obama. They are working on another for Biden; it’ll be just all baloney.

Authorities in Oklahoma say the mother of a 14-year-old Oklahoma boy has been arrested after her child told police he had spent years locked inside a bedroom closet. Just in case, today, Ryan Seacrest’s mom made it clear that she is not forcing his son; being inside the closet is his choice.

Chris Brown will make his musical comeback next month in New York. Because since he was sentenced, the only thing he’s allowed to hit is the stage.

Researchers in Brazil say that the bite from a Brazilian wandering spider can be used to treat erectile dysfunction. And today Elton John bought a Spiderman costume and started practicing Portuguese.

According to a poll by 60 Minutes and Vanity Fair, 15% of Americans don't care if our elected officials cheat on their spouses. Yeah… the 15% that is having the affairs with the politicians.

According to reports, Madonna is going to marry Jesus Luz before the end of the year. As soon as he gets permission to be absent from school for a couple of days for the Honeymoon.

President Obama will travel to Texas next month to speak at an event hosted by George H. W. Bush. Apparently, Obama accepted because he wants to know if he’s still in time to return the country back to the former president.

Wal-Mart was voted as the company that best symbolizes America: full of Mexicans and almost everything made in China!

Recent reports suggest that Pamela Anderson is broke and owes $600,000 to a construction company. The company is the one in charge of her last boobs’ augmentation.

In a recent survey, 59 % of Americans say they would prefer a job that offers better security over one that offers higher pay. The other 41% say they would like a job.

A small group of homeless sex offenders have set up camp in a densely wooded area behind suburban Atlanta. They were thankful to the boy scouts that helped them pitch a tent.