September 24th 2009

In his first U.N. appearance, Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi spoke for more than an hour in a speech that sounded at times incoherent and accusatory. Apparently, he hired one of Sarah Palin’s speech writers.

A British store is launching a range of underpants for left-handed men. I’m a lefty but unfortunately, or fortunately, I need both my hands to hold it when I go to the bathroom.

Most of the attendees at a conference in Hong Kong where Sarah Palin spoke said that her speech was long and humorless. Apparently, they were expecting Tina Fey.

Most of the investors that went to a conference in Hong Kong where Sarah Palin spoke said that her speech was long and humorless. Apparently, they were hoping she did what she did with Alaska and quit the speech.

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin delivered her first major international speech in Hong Kong at an investors conference. And right after that, most of the puzzled attendees, fired their English teachers claiming they didn’t understand a word of what she was talking about.

An Indonesian woman has given birth to a 19.2-pound baby boy. But nothing compares to America’s biggest baby: Kanye West.

An Indonesian woman has given birth to a 19.2-pound baby boy. If the baby starts trashing capitalism and the US health care system, I guess we know who the father is.

An Indonesian woman has given birth to a 19.2-pound baby boy. And McDonald already named him an honorary customer.

An Indonesian woman has given birth to a 19.2-pound baby boy. He wasn’t born via C section, but via the entire alphabet.

Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend got a boob job. Apparently, it is not enough with the huge boob she’s dating now…

Jenny Sanford, the estranged wife of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, is writing a book. And the jerk of her husband offered to get somebody to do a translation into Spanish.

Jenny Sanford, the estranged wife of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, is writing a book which tentative name is “The Book of Job.” Ironically, “The Book of Job” might leave her husband without one.

Chicken is the most-ordered meal at U.S. restaurants, eEspecially after Ernie Anastos, the TV anchor in New York, made doing them trendy.