SEptember 25th 2009

Happy Friday everyone. It was a hard week, a lot of work, I need this weekend. Send me an e-mail if you wanna sayHi, or suggest something, or if you are from radio, I would love to know who read this (who is brave enough...) thanks pedrobartes@hotmail.com

Baristas at a drive-thru coffee shop in Everett, Washington, have been charged with prostitution after police discovered they would expose their entire body and sometimes even go further for extra money. Apparently, the baristas were advised about this business opportunity by ACORN.

Baristas at a drive-thru coffee shop in Everett, Washington, have been charged with prostitution after police discovered that they would expose their entire body and sometimes even go further for extra money. Why is it legal for Starbucks to screw us, but it is prostitution when is the other way around?

Baristas at a drive-thru coffee shop in Everett, Washington, called Grab-N-Go, have been charged with prostitution after police discovered that they would expose their entire body and sometimes even go further for extra money. Well, what can you expect when the place is called Grab-N-Go?

Bullet makers in the U.S. are having trouble making enough ammunition to keep up with the demand. But now that Plaxico Burress is locked up, things should change a bit.

The UN signed a resolution to get rid of all the nuclear weapons. Even the Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, agreed this time, as long as we throw all the nuclear bombs at the same time… in Israel.

Glen Beck made people believe he threw a frog inside a pot of boiling water, when in fact he didn’t do it. This is not new; Glen is known for being a great magician; after all he made 30 advertisers disappear from his own TV show.

A Court judge in Burlington County, New Jersey, dismissed charges against a man that had oral sex with cows. But enough about Bill Clinton.

Billy Joel's home in the Hamptons is on sale for $35 million. The house includes 8 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms and 4 garages; two that came with the house and 2 more he made while trying to park drunk at night.

Republicans have outraised Democrats in the last month. They would do anything to get their representatives back in Congress so they don’t embarrass themselves in Dancing with the Stars.

A man from Montana said he got to live to be 113 because he has only 2 meals a day. So if my math is correct, most of Americans will die at the age of 30…

A study suggests that children that are spanked end up with lower IQ’s that those who aren’t. You should see Bush senior’s huge belts!

A study suggests that children that are spanked end up with lower IQ’s that those who aren’t. Ironically, my dad used to spank me to make me study.

A study suggests that children that are spanked end up with lower IQ’s that those who aren’t. Maybe that’s why former president Bush didn’t read much as a kid. He used to put the books in his pants to protect his butt from his dad’s constant spanking.

The CW is launching a reality show about flight attendants called “Fly Girls”. Maybe, for once, everybody should ignore them and not watch it, like they do to us when we are on the plane.

At least nine out of 10 Americans, men and women alike, have had premarital sex, says a new report. Ironically, that number if reversed with people after marriage.

A study reveals that smacking your children as a way to discipline them might lower their IQ, especially if you smack them on their heads.