Saturday, October 03, 2009

October 3rd 2009

During the show “So you think you can dance”, one of the contestants flashed her privates while dancing... And today Ellen Degeneres asked if it is too late to change her mind and become a judge of that show instead of Idol...

TV host Letterman admitted to having sex with several of his female show staffers. He now decided to change the name of his company to Worldwide Pants Off.

TV host Letterman admitted to having sex with several of his female show staffers. And I thought the good one with the organ was Paul.

Flavor Flav is heading back to school to obtain his diploma for a new reality TV show. The show is likely to have more seasons than Survivor.

Rumors of a Sarah Silverman / Jimmy Kimmel sex tape have surfaced. Soon you’ll be able to find it in the horror section of your favorite video store.

Sarah Palin is reportedly shopping around for a beauty endorsement deal. She’ll have to fight John Edwards over that one.

The Empire State Building was lit with red and yellow lights to commemorate China's 60th anniversary. Big mistake, it looks so cute, the
Chinese offered to buy two of those.

The nation's first double hand transplant patient just left the hospital but still doesn’t have feeling in his hands. So when he puts his hands in his pockets he feels what everybody else feels… nothing

The nation's first double hand transplant just left the hospital and is doing fine. Question: Now that he has another man’s hands, is it gay for him to play with himself?

The nation's first double hand transplant just left the hospital and is doing fine. He used to be a chef and said he can’t wait to cook. Wait to see the disappointment when he finds out that the hands he was given were from a British person.

A new study from the Center for Health Equity Studies in Sweden has found that the least popular kids in school are more than twice as likely to develop behavioral problems and nine times more likely to develop heart problems. So Dick Cheney must have gotten his good share of wedgies.

According to a recent poll, 88 percent of American employees would be open to a career change. Apparently, the survey was done among the cast of Jon & Kate Plus 8.

The New York Times reported Sen. John Ensign's former mistress and her husband sought an $8.5 million settlement from the Nevada Republican before the affair became public. Why do you think Mark Sandford had an affair with an Argentinean, when they ask for extortion money, they do it in pesos.

A new research says that most babies born in rich countries this century will eventually make it to their 100th birthday. And today AARP magazine was published in Chinese for the first time in history.

Kanye West and Lady Gaga have cancelled their tours. There was not much enthusiasm from the fans; promoters indicated that people would rather go and see Beyonce’s tour.