October 1st 2009

Andrew Young, a former John Edwards’ aide, is writing a book where he claims he has a sextape between John Edwards and his mistress. There’s nothing sexy about it; Edwards spends almost the entire time with the makeup lady.

Letterman admitted to having sex with several of his female show staffers. He now decided to change the name of his company to: Worldwide Pants Off

According to a recent survey, 97% of Americans are against texting while driving. And the other 3% texted FU.

A Canadian circus tycoon blasted off in a spacecraft yesterday wearing a clown nose. What if he happens to have an encounter with aliens, what do you think they are going to think of us?

A millionaire clown blasted off in a spacecraft yesterday. So who is going to host the next season of The Apprentice?

Obama’s ratings continue to plummet. Well now that he wants a shorter summer break for school kids even Malia and Sasha want to vote for Palin.

Hero Capt. Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger flew again today. Unfortunately, the engine of his plane killed the white doves the airline released to welcome him before the flight.

According to US officials, Al Qaeda suicide bombers, in an effort to avoid detection are hiding explosives inside their buttocks. So next time you see a suspicious man that asks you to pull his finger, you'd better call Homeland Security.


According to a recent research, flirting with an attractive woman makes men feel good… as long as they don’t mind the pepper spray on their eyes.

According to a recent research, flirting with an attractive woman makes men feel good…. except when their wives are around… being elbowed on the ribs can really hurt.

According to a study, three in five women say they're more likely to fall for a guy if he uses a cheesy line. The study also finds that 5 out of 5 women fall for a man if he breaks the ice by opening his huge wallet.

A district court judge in Kansas City is being accused of masturbating during a divorce mediation. Why do you think justice is blind?

A district court judge in Kansas City is being accused of masturbating during divorce mediation. I always thought you are not supposed to take the law into your own hands…

Sirius XM Radio will add $2 to their listeners monthly satellite radio bills. Come on, you cannot be serious!

Heather Mills will appear on the British TV show "Dancing on Ice". She “hops” she’ll do ok.

Chris Brown released a new single called “I can transform ya”. I hope the song is not about what he did to Rhianna’s face.

A new study from the Center for Health Equity Studies in Sweden has found that the most popular kids in high school are also the healthiest later in life. So Dick Cheney must have gotten his good share of wedgies.

Woody Allen is petitioning for the release of Roman Polanski. “Hey Woody,” said Polanski, “that’s ok, don’t worry, I’m doing fine, you don’t need to sign any letter, concentrate in your movies…”