October 10th 2009

President Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. The award was based on Obama’s power to unite people, especially all Republicans against him.

President Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. Suck it Brazil!!!

President Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. Unfortunately, the ceremony was interrupted by Kanye West who told the committee that French president Sarkozy had a better record this year.

President Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. Sorry committee, but a bunch of flies would disagree.

President Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize on Friday. Obama immediately said that he doesn’t deserve the prize. Wow for the first time he agrees with the Republicans.

President Obama hosted a pick-up basketball game at the White House last night. The game lasted hours. Obama passed the ball to a Democratic congressman who kept dribbling and dribbling without going anywhere.

NASA crashed a rocket into the moon this morning to detect the presence of water. And today hundreds of werewolves gathered outside NASA to complain about it.

PETA protested with a bunch of people wearing chicken costumes outside the studios were Jay Leno was doing his show. It is weird because the one messing with the chicks was Letterman.

PETA protested with a bunch of people wearing chicken costumes outside the studios were Jay Leno was doing his show. Things got a little bit awkward when Jay walked outside and greeted them thinking they were the members of The View.

Jon Gosselin said he doesn’t want to be on TV anymore. He was pretty sure because he repeated that during his appearances on the Today Show, Entertainment Tonight, E!, Nancy Gray, the Dog Whisperer, Food Network…

Lady Gaga is the 5th female to have at least four top ten "Billboard" singles, and the 20th male…

President Obama will deliver a speech on gay issues this weekend where he’ll probably discuss the latest elimination of Project Runaway.

An Xbox autographed by Sarah Palin is for sale on the Internet. Poor Todd, just when he quit his job to stay home…

A North Dakota woman has a 7-foot-long dog. You can see her walking the dog at night, with a huge industrial bag and a big shovel to pick its poo.