October 21st 2009

A Massachusetts company unveiled a car that changes to a plane in less than 30 seconds. Unfortunately, it changes to a JetBlue plane, so you get stuck without moving for hours.

A team of scientists from Italy and Sweden has developed what is believed to be the first artificial hand that has feeling. Maybe we can force politicians to implant one so they feel something when they put their hands in our pockets.

Researchers at Yale University predict that women in the future will be shorter and plumper. Wow, I always thought my wife was ahead of her time.

Researchers at Yale University predict that women in the future will be shorter and plumper. Bill Clinton is hoping to live to be a hundred and fifty.

Researchers found that surfing the Internet just might be a way to preserve your mental skills as you age. Apparently, finding ways to hide the porn from your wife makes your mind sharp.

Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield were reunited during the Oprah show. It was really emotional, especially at the end when Oprah told Evander Holyfield and the entire audience “You got an ear, and you got an ear, and you got an ear…”

The Pentagon’s personnel chief said Tuesday the military has completed its best recruiting year since 1973. It couldn’t come at a better time now that Obama is going to war with Fox News.

Homeland Security made plans Friday to use facial recognition technology at big sporting events… in case Rush Limbaugh decides to attend one…

A radio show in Somalia offered guns and grenades as prizes. The radio show is quite popular among high school students in America.

A radio show in Somalia offered guns and grenades as prizes. I guess they know their “target” audience.

A radio show in Somalia offered guns and grenades as prizes. It was a pirate radio.

The upcoming issue of "Details" magazine has a photo spread of Adam Lambert making out with a nude female model. That’s definitely going to infuriate Ryan Seacrest; he would have done anything to take the model’s place.

The Miss USA pageant organization is suing former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, for the cost of her breast augmentation. Enough with the balloons stories!

The Miss USA pageant organization is suing former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, for the cost of her breast augmentation. Carrie Prejean won’t have any problem coming up with the money; she probably expects to collect money from everybody that used them.

David Hasselhoff is in talks to do a reality show on A&E. Judging by his latest problems, it’ll probably be Intervention or Celebrity Rehab…

A sperm bank in California is collecting sperm from celebrity look-alikes so recipients can make their kids look like any star they want. So if you are a moron, you have chances to sell your sperm because you can probably pass as balloon boy’s father.

Susan Boyle was rushed to a hospital in Scotland after suffering from stomach pains. She was clear when she told the hotel employees, “No mirrors, please, or I’ll get sick.”