October 23rd 2009

Former President Bush will speak at a seminar called "Get Motivated" in Texas. Bush is extremely qualified… after all, he motivated most of America to vote for Obama.

Former President Bush will speak at a seminar called "Get Motivated" in Texas. The event only charges $19 per office. But they still make a lot of money because they charge $10,000 if you don’t want to hear Bush.

A plane bound for Heathrow had to be grounded at JFK airport, New York, on Sunday after a mouse was spotted in the cabin before take-off. Where are those mother effing snakes when you need them the most?

A plane bound for Heathrow had to be grounded at JFK airport, New York, on Sunday after a mouse was spotted in the cabin before take-off. After the second take-off, passengers were suspiciously rewarded for the wait with a surprise meal.

An Internet rumor that Kanye West had died in a car accident turned out to be a hoax. Sorry Kanye, I don’t want to interrupt, but balloon boy hoax was way better.

An Internet rumor that Kanye West had died in a car accident turned out to be a hoax… forcing thousands of parties all over the country to be cancelled.

Madonna says she hates walking into a place and hearing them play one of her old songs. Easy then, stop visiting retiring homes and you’ll be fine.

According to a new report, using Google may help prevent memory loss among older people. Apparently, when they search for porn, they start remembering what is that they have between their legs.

A square, 32.0-carat-emerald-cut diamond sold for $7.7 million at auction on Wednesday. This cheating is costing Kobe a fortune.

A Colorado newspaper is looking to hire a critic to write reviews of the state's medical marijuana clinics. It makes sense because only high would anyone work for a newspaper nowadays.

According to a leading NASA scientist the Mayan idea that the world is going to end in 2012 is just a myth. Because if Mayans could see that far away in the future why didn’t they ran away before the Spaniards arrive?

Authorities in Texas say 3,000 pounds of marijuana were found stuffed inside cases of melons an 18-wheeler was carrying. I knew those new Amy Winehouse’s breast implants looked weird.

Kirstie Alley has landed a new TV show. Apparently, she’ll play the role of the balloon when the Henne family gets their own reality TV show.