October 27th 2009

The two pilots that sped 150 miles past their Minneapolis destination claimed they got distracted because they were having a discussion in the cockpit. Ironically, they were arguing about the new Amelia Earhart movie.

The two pilots that sped 150 miles past their Minneapolis destination claimed they overshot the Airport because they got distracted. Apparently, they were looking for balloon boy.

A Northwest Airlines plane, with more than 140 passengers onboard, sped 150 miles past their Minneapolis destination. The airline is investigating the case; they don’t know if they are going to charge the passengers an extra full ticket or only half for the 150 extra miles they were on the plane.

Some experts believe the reason the two pilots sped 150 miles past their Minneapolis destination was because they were napping in the cockpit. Authorities suspect they were sleeping because they were playing a Rob Schneider marathon on board.

Dallas police officers are ticketing drivers who don't speak English. That’s why every time Arnold Schwarzenegger visits Dallas; he does it with a chauffeur.

Dallas police officers are ticketing drivers who don't speak English. If Arnold Schwarzenegger does the same in California, he can definitely fix the state budget.

John McCain introduced a bill in the Senate that would allow Internet service providers to slow down or block Internet content or applications. Apparently, the senator will do anything to stop people from downloading his daughter’s latest picture.

John McCain introduced a bill in the Senate that would allow Internet service providers to slow down or block Internet content or applications. It is pretty ambitious of McCain who handwrote the bill, because he doesn’t know how to use a computer.

Swedish researchers say that if you want a long life you have to marry a well-educated woman. Why do you think Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson. He would have died the next day after he married her.

Swedish researchers say that if you want a long life you have to marry a well-educated woman. Are you insane? A long life next to a woman that will remind you every day how dumb you are?

Swedish researchers say that if you want a long life you have to marry a well-educated woman. Poor Roman Polanski, he is not going live long, because he likes them with only elementary school education.

An Italian man transferred from prison to house arrest tried to get himself locked up again to avoid being with his wife at home. Of course, in prison he would get more sex and at least three meals a day.

President Barack Obama urged banks on Saturday to make loans to small businesses. Banks have no choice because there are no big businesses left anymore.

Google is launching a feature that allows your facebook friends to see what you searched for online. I bet you my friends won’t bring their teenage daughters anymore when we get together for dinner.

Megan Fox said that she doesn’t think men approach her for an intellectual conversation. Duh! Like we approach Janet Reno because she is sexy.

President Obama declared the swine flu outbreak a national emergency. Obama encouraged everybody to take precautions like wearing surgical masks to cover their mouths all the time, especially if you are Rush Limbaugh or any anchor at Fox News.

Meghan McCain turned 25 on Friday. It was a beautiful party, there was cake, a piñata, and she brought the balloons.

A Malaysian woman who gave birth on a plane minutes before it landed will get free flights for life along with her child. Fortunately for her, she wasn’t flying a US airline, because they would have charged her for the baby’s ticket.

A Malaysian woman gave birth on a plane minutes before it landed. She was 5 months pregnant, but the Northwest Airlines pilots flew past their final destination…

According to a new study, keeping a medium-sized dog has the same impact in the environment as driving a 4.6l Land Cruiser. Isn't that amazing? Who would have thought that Michael Vick would do more to end global warming than Al Gore....

According to university officials, six Harvard University medical researchers were poisoned after drinking coffee that was laced with a chemical preservative. And you know that a bunch of rats they always use to test stuff were high fiving each other.

Charmin is offering a job which will pay $10k for five weeks to someone who wants to entertain people that are using a public restroom in Times Square and then blog about it. Why would they offer so much money? Larry Craig would do that job for free.

Charmin is offering a job which will pay $10k for five weeks to someone who wants to entertain people that are using a public restroom in Times Square and then blog about it. Mmm… this smells like a load of crap.

NFL referees are rumored to be getting helmets in 2010 for safety reasons. Unfortunately, so far, no news on getting glasses.