December 13th 2009

Jenny Sanford has filed for divorce from her husband, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford. How ironic that she asked him to take a hike!

Jenny Sanford has filed for divorce from her husband, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford. It’s going to be hard for Mark Sanford to find a divorce lawyer available, Tiger probably hired all of them.

Adam Lambert was on "The View" yesterday morning. You see what they do in ABC, if you don’t behave?…. they punish you hardly.

R. Kelly is writing his memoir. Rumors are, he is using Roman Polanski as a ghost writer.

Several airports are opening lounges where passengers can take naps between flights. Because the planes are reserved for the pilots.

I think all this Tiger Wood’s scandal proved that the ancient Chinese medicine was only half right. The Tiger’s penis is not aphrodisiac, what’s aphrodisiac is the Tiger’s money.

You know what’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? If you are naughty, Tiger gets you tons of presents.

One of the Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, Rachel Uchitel, is in talks to pose for playboy. They are thinking they can have each month of the year covered with each mistress and call it “The Year of the Tiger”

A new study says an ingredient in beer may actually help prevent prostate cancer. That’s great! Now, I just need the study that says that Pizza and sex help prevent Alzheimer’s and I got my Christmas present.

A new study says an ingredient in beer may actually help prevent prostate cancer. Mmmm maybe what researchers meant was that only drunk, men dare have regular prostate exams which prevent prostate cancer.

FailBlog.org has released a list of the Top Most Memorable fail People of the Year. And Kanye West is the big winner. And today Tiger is demanding a recount!

FailBlog.org has released a list of the Top Most Memorable fail People of the Year. And Kanye West is the big winner. Unfortunately when he was about to receive the prize, Taylor Swift interrupted the ceremony and said that Tiger deserves that award.

President Obama will donate the $1.4 million that comes with the Nobel Peace Prize to charity. Wow, that’s a cute name for a lobbyist.

President Obama told House Republicans to "stop trying to frighten the American people." And if they don’t do that, they will be force to listen to a Biden’s speech.