December 1st

According to TMZ, Tiger Woods’ wife chased him with a golf club after a heated argument. Apparently, when Tiger married her because she said she was good with the iron, he never thought she was talking about the golf club.

Everybody is commenting on Tiger Woods incident. Golf experts are saying that for such a short drive, the Escalade was the wrong choice; Tiger should have used a mini Cooper.

According to TMZ, Tiger Woods’ wife chased him with a golf club and swung it against the car after a heated argument. And today she got an invitation to play in LPGA.

Tiger Woods crashed his Escalade into a fire hydrant and tree right outside his house. Right after the accident, his caddy released a statement saying they are working on improving his short drive.

Tiger Woods released a statement yesterday but the statement failed to clear up any questions about the accident. Police said the story got too many holes, like 18 holes.

Roman Polanski will be moved from jail to house arrest at his home in the Alps of Switzerland. Everybody is ok with that, except of course, for poor Heidi of the Alps…

A couple of aspiring reality-TV stars from Northern Virginia crashed the White House’s state dinner Tuesday night, and took pictures with world leaders including Biden and the president. Obama was furious and immediately asked the secret service to be disciplined, especially those who let Biden in.

A couple of aspiring reality-TV stars from Northern Virginia snuck in the White House’s state dinner Tuesday night without invitation. When Obama heard that someone had crashed the party, he immediately assumed it was Biden’s motorcade.

Who says that the White House is not creating new jobs? They probably got these two losers Michaele and Tareq Salahi the chance of landing a Reality TV Show.

The couple that crashed the White House party is said to be pursuing a reality TV show. I think most Americans agree they should be in one… “Cops”

The media is still trying to figure out how this couple of aspiring reality-TV stars from Northern Virginia was able to crash the White House’s state dinner. Apparently, when the secret service asked for their invitation they said it was next to Obama’s birth certificate and that’s how they got in.

A couple of aspiring reality-TV stars from Northern Virginia crashed the White House’s state dinner Tuesday night. They were not the only reality-TV people at the party; Jon Goselin was trying to make some money as a valet parking.

Obama thanksgiving dinner menu was released Friday. Apparently, the president had 6 varieties of pies and a big turkey stuffed with ACORN.

President Barack Obama pardoned a white turkey on Wednesday. So I guess it is all even between Blacks and Whites with the OJ thingy right?

As a part of the tradition, the turkey Obama pardoned on Wednesday travelled on first class to Disneyland. Apparently, they made the bird travell on first class, because it wouldn’t last two seconds next to the hungry passengers in coach.

Sarah Palin participated in the 5K marathon of Kennewick, Washington. Most participants were Democrats, because it was hard to find any Republican that wanted to run with Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin participated in the 5K marathon of Kennewick, Washington. Actually, it was a 10K marathon but she quit in the middle of it.

Glen Beck is from Washington State and he participated in a similar competition, instead of the 5K, he was part of the 5 KKK.

Sarah Palin and her family spent Thanksgiving with her family in Washington State. Levi Johnston wasn’t there, so there was nobody to take care of the stuffing this time.