November 20th 2009

During an interview with Fox, Obama said that stress is making him go gray. Unlike Biden, who just bought his hair that way.

During an interview with Fox, Obama said that stress is making him go gray. Everybody seems concerned, even teabaggers; I think I heard some of them saying that they want him to die… I guess his hair…

A suburban Atlanta high school teacher has been accused of pursuing a "hit" on a 16-year-old student last month. Apparently, she asked the cafeteria lady to triple his portion of Sloppy Joes.

Sarah Palin said that she would like Levi Johnston to join them for Thanksgiving. Apparently, she wants to feel presidential and pardon a turkey.

Hundreds of people lined up yesterday to meet Sarah Palin at a Michigan bookstore. They were all thrilled to meet Sarah for the first time and also thrilled to see a bookstore for the first time as well.

Levi Johnston does not do frontal nudity in his upcoming "Playgirl" pictorial. But if you want to have a description, you can ask anybody in Alaska.

A Denver man spoke only in Klingon during his son’s first three years of life to learn about the language acquisition process. Unfortunately for the now 15-year-old kid, the father later realized that that was the most efficient way to teach the kid abstinence.

According to its financial report, the federal government wasted $98 billion on improper spending last year. And that without counting the hundred of billions we wasted on the bailout.

A congressman from Missouri wants to call the day before thanksgiving "complaint free Wednesday" so people would stop complaining for at least one day. Maybe if congress wouldn’t give us reasons…

A congressman from Missouri wants to call the day before thanksgiving "complaint free Wednesday" so people would stop complaining for at least one day. He probably has a wife like me, so what can I do to help pass this legislation?

A congressman from Missouri wants to call the day before thanksgiving "complaint free Wednesday" so people would stop complaining for at least one day. He might be onto something because there’s going to be a lot of complaining during Thanksgiving dinner when we get the family over.

For the third time in less than a week, vehicles associated with Vice President Biden have been in accidents that have caused injuries. So now you understand why he would ride the train everyday to go to work.

A new study from the University of Leeds in England found that if women want to attract men, the perfect amount of skin to bare is 40%. Well, it all depends on the guy; it took Monica Lewinsky only 1% to get Bill hooked up.

A new study from the University of Leeds in England found that if women want to attract men, the perfect amount of skin to bare is 40%. Unless you look like Susan Boyle, because the only chance she has to get something is if she is covered from head to toe.