November 17th 2009

President Obama is being heavily criticized by conservatives for bowing to the Emperor of Japan. The White House explained later that the President didn’t bow; he was just telling the emperor where the value of the dollar is at.

The first marijuana café opened in Portland Oregon last Friday. They are going to be rich, not just from the marijuana business, but also for all the donuts, pancakes and omelets they are going to sell to quench the munchies.

The first marijuana café opened in Portland Oregon this Friday. It’s called “Starbuds”!

A group of young Colombian student chefs have unveiled a new dessert that contains Viagra. Not everybody likes it, especially the waitresses that complain they usually get screw with the tip after they serve it.

A group of young Colombian student chefs have unveiled a new dessert that contains Viagra. People that have tried it say that it is hard to digest.

A group of young Colombian student chefs have unveiled a new dessert that contains Viagra. You can now know what waiter tried it before serving it because he doesn’t need a tray to put the plates on.

A cop in Tennessee accidentally sent a "white pride" email to 787 state employees. He is likely to get fired but also to receive and offer to replace Lou Dobbs.

Doctors in England have given a man whose bowel was damaged in a motorcycle crash, a remote control to open his bowels and go to the toilet. The man is thankful every day of his life, except those days his kid mistakes the TV remote control from his…

An English man, whose bowel was damaged in a motorcycle crash, can now use remote control to open them and go to the toilet. He just tunes in The View and immediately feels like crapping.

The deepest living fish ever spotted have been caught on camera. Apparently, it was swimming next to Obama’s ratings.

The movie 2012 opened this weekend in movie theaters. I saw the movie, and Mayans were right, 2012 was going to be a disaster.

The movie 2012 opened this weekend. It is a very long movie; I think it is called 2012 because that is more or less when the movie ends.

A company in Japan developed a video game that makes you date a virtual girlfriend and eventually if you succeed you get to kiss her. It is going to be tough to pass the first level; why do you think those kids spend hours and hours playing video games, because they don’t have girlfriends.

The AP read an advance copy of Sarah Palin’s new book and said that it is full of errors. The publisher says now that they might rename the book “Going Wrong.”

The AP read an advance copy of Sarah Palin’s new book and said that it is full of errors. On Palin’s defense, do you know how hard is to concentrate when you get distracted all the time looking at Russian from your window?

Some senators have proposed a constitutional amendment to limit how long a person may serve in Congress. That will definitely help improve a congressman’s performance because now they will only have a limited number of years to enrich themselves.

A study has found that household chores like using a vacuum cleaner or microwave can reduce a man’s sperm count due to the exposure to electromagnetic fields. That’s why in order to increase my sperm count, I told my wife to hire a young hot maid.