November 15th 2009

Rumors are CNN is quite pleased with Lou Dobbs’ announcement of quitting the show. Apparently, they were tired their gardens and plants looked like crap because Dobbs always wanted to be in charge of hiring the gardeners.

Dolly Parton was on "The Jay Leno Show" last night. Apparently, Jay is expecting to get a BOUNCE in the ratings with that interview.

Did you hear that the parents of Balloon boy got a reality TV show: They are going to be in the MSNBC show called “Lockup.” …… Today Richard Heene pleaded guilty and he’d better have the same skills his son had to hide in jail or otherwise Bubba is going to find him.

New York Yankees Derek Jeter has a cameo as a homeless guy in a comedy called "The Other Guys". Apparently, he practiced for the role impersonating some Cub’s players.

A 12-year-old girl has a rare disease that makes her sneeze up to 20 times a minute, or 12,000 times a day. She said that it is not that bad, unless she has diarrhea.

A 12-year-old girl has a rare disease that makes her sneeze up to 20 times a minute, or 12,000 times a day. Apparently, she is known to need more paper tissue than Pee Wee Herman.

The woman who wrote the "Twilight" books gave Oprah an interview today. But if you want to hear really scary stuff, tune into Oprah on Monday when she interviews Palin.

Some preview clips of the Sarah Palin interview with Oprah Winfrey were released yesterday. I really enjoyed the part when Oprah screams to her audience: “And you get to shoot a wolf, and you get to shoot a wolf and you get to shoot”…….. Another wonderful clip was when Palin starts jumping up and down on the sofa telling Oprah, how much she loves America.

Sarah Palin told Oprah that she knew the interview with Katie Couric went poorly even though her handlers had told her she did great. Yeah, trusting your handlers is like trusting husbands when you ask them if you look fat in those pants…

Carrie Prejean told Sean Hannity that she was not having sex in the video that was sent to her ex-boyfriend. In fact she pointed at herself and said: I did not have sexual relationships with this woman…

A man in Texas drove his million-dollar sports car, a 2006 Bugatti Veyron , off a road and into a salt marsh near Galveston when he veered to avoid a low- flying pelican. Can we please get Captain 'Sully' Sullenberger quick on a plane before he keeps crashing all the cars?

A wife posed as a schoolgirl online to catch her husband using an internet chatroom to groom underage girls for sex. Maybe if she had acted like a school girl around the house, her husband wouldn’t have visited those chatrooms.

Researchers at the Institute of Microsurgery in Melbourne, Australia, announced they're going to start a medical trial using stem cells to grow breast. It is not new, there’s already a machine for creating boobs. It is called: Fox News.

McDonalds is looking to hire an assistant manager for its outlet at Guantanamo Bay. So if you want that job start practicing saying: “Would you like freedom fries with that waterboarding sir?”

McDonalds is looking to hire an assistant manager for its outlet at Guantanamo Bay. They are already getting thousands and thousands of applications for that job, not so much because they care about that position, but people know that in Guantanamo you have more chances of getting the H1N1 vaccines.