November 21st 2009

Oprah Winfrey announced that “The Oprah Winfrey Show” will end its run in 2011. So the Mayans were wrong; they missed the end of the world by 1 year.

A couple of days after having Sarah Palin as a guest, Oprah Winfrey announced that “The Oprah Winfrey Show” will end its run in 2011. Apparently, quitting is contagious…

A couple of days after having Sarah Palin as a guest, Oprah Winfrey announced that “The Oprah Winfrey Show” will end its run in 2011. I guess the interview with Palin was too much even for Oprah…

Joe Biden turned 67 today. He couldn’t go to a bar to celebrate because his hair is still underaged.

Hillary Clinton tells "Vogue" magazine that she "naps on command…" like every time Bill asks if she is in the mood, she immediately falls asleep.

During an interview with Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin rated Obama’s performance as a president on a scale of 1 to 10 with a 4. But we all know that a 4 in Washington is like a 10 in Alaska.

The Health Care bill introduced in the senate has 2,074 pages, 84 more pages than the bill introduced in Congress. Apparently, they needed the extra pages to add the disclaimer, you know, like in drug commercials.

Some people in the senate are complaining because the Health Care bill has more than 2,000 pages. Not to contradict anybody, but when it comes to health, I’d rather have a bill with 2000 pages than a bill that fits in one twit.

Yesterday was World Toilet Day. The same day Sarah Palin released her new book: Coincidence?

Yesterday was World Toilet Day. And to celebrate I watched an episode of Jon & Kate plus 8.

Lou Dobbs hinted yesterday that he might run for the White House. Just because it is White!

The city with the lowest smoking rate in the U.S. is Utah. It is understandable. It must be hard to smoke when you have your 20 wives asking you to put out your cigarette.

The movie "New Moon" premiered last night. It is the movie about a bunch of vampires from a town called Forks. What I don’t get is how it is that these Vampires all look good, shaved and combed… If you’re a real vampire, shouldn’t you look like a mess, scruffy, with razor cuts? Because a true vampire can’t see their reflection in the mirror…

The movie "New Moon" premiered last night. It is the movie about a bunch of vampires from a town called Forks. Critics are not being kind with the movie; ironically they all say it sucks.

The U.S. Postal Service is dropping its "operation Santa" where volunteers open and respond to thousands of letters addressed to Santa each year. Apparently, they are going to save time by sending a letter to every kid in America saying: “sorry no money for presents…”

The U.S. Postal Service is dropping its "operation Santa" campaign because too many pedophiles were volunteering. So what is Roman Polanski going to do with his pen and paper this year?

The U.S. Postal Service is dropping its "operation Santa" campaign because too many pedophiles were volunteering. Well, when it comes to know who was naughty…

The daughter of former US presidential candidate John Kerry was arrested early Thursday after being stopped on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs. John Kerry was spotted with a long face, but to be fair, that’s the same face he’s had for years.