December 2nd 2009

Tiger Woods was said to be really mad at his wife after she allegedly swung a golf club at him. She’s been married to the best golf player in the world and she still doesn’t know you don’t use an Iron for such a short distance?

Hollywood producers want to cash in this Tiger Woods’ scandal. They are coming up with a new movie: CaddyShag!

Tiger Woods has backed out of the Chevron World Challenge, a golf tournament in Thousand Oaks, California. But fans won’t be disappointed because his wife will replace him.

A friend Tiger Woods’ said that Tiger was thinking of buying his wife a Kobe Special, also known as a house in a ring, a very expensive ring. Every time I cheat on my wife I buy her a house in a ring, unfortunately for her my house in a ring is not expensive because it is a house in Detroit.

President Obama addressed the country today and said he’ll be sending 30,000 troops to Afghanistan. Maybe if he wanted to make both Democrats and Republicans happy he should have said that among the troops he’d be sending the two losers that crashed the White House dinner party.

According to a new online survey, 32% of people say they would "absolutely" have a threesome, no questions asked. Unfortunately for Tiger Woods, he discovered the hard way that his wife wasn’t among that 32 percent.

Experts believe that the sales of foundation makeup have soared thanks to the "Twilight" craze. Actually, I think the sales of foundation makeup skyrocketed just because Adam Lambert went shopping to prepare for his next gig.

Susan Boyle's debut album has already broken records on the UK charts. Industry experts believe the success is due to the great variety of songs included in the album, and the fact that her picture is not on the cover.

Clay Aiken turned 31 yesterday. And if you haven’t bought him a present yet, you can’t go wrong with piano lessons; I heard he wants to play the organ for Adam Lambert.

A German tourist was arrested at Disney World for claiming he was carrying a bomb. Apparently, it was just a misunderstanding and he just had a copy of the movie “Old Dogs” in his backpack.

An English woman who suffers from sleep apnea, and stops breathing several times each night has a dog that puts his paw on her chest to wake her when her breathing stops. Luckily, she’s got a dog, and not a cat, because if the cat gets annoyed with her snoring, it would probably use a pillow to smother her.

According to PNC Wealth Management to buy the items in "The Twelve Days of Christmas" would cost more than $87,000. But if you have cash in hand, we can settle for half of that.

According to AAA, fewer people traveled for the Thanksgiving holiday this year, in spite of falling gas prices and last-minute deals on airfares. Why would you travel if you already live with your parents, in-laws, and other relatives, after you were forced to share a house due to foreclosure?

A significantly higher number of U.S. shoppers bought products online during the so-called Cyber Monday. Unless, of course, you have AOL , and in that case you are still trying to buy in the so-called Cyber Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...

Researchers say that turkey is not the reason why people get tired after Thanksgiving dinner. Apparently, what makes people exhausted is the fight to try to button up their pants again.

According to a survey, this Monday, more than 30 percent of Americans shopped online while at work. The other 70% are already unemployed.

Around 72% of online retailers had special Cyber Monday promotions: no more than 10 pop-ups a page.

Alec Baldwin says he is quitting acting in 2012. Unlike De Niro and Pachino who have quit acting years ago.