December 3rd 2009

A Massachusetts woman says she saw the image of Jesus Christ under her iron. There was a guy in Florida that almost saw Jesus because of an iron… Tiger Woods.

A rare, 5-carat pink diamond was auctioned off for a record $10.8 million in Hong Kong on Tuesday. And now everybody in the world knows what Tiger Wood’s wife is getting for Christmas.

Nike issued a statement of support for Tiger Woods on its website. Tiger loves Nike so much he is now carrying its logo engraved on his forehead.

Everybody is commenting on the Tiger Woods’ incident. Now Golf experts are saying that for such a short drive, the Escalade was the wrong choice; Tiger should have used a mini Cooper.

I don’t understand what the big deal is with this reality TV show couple that got into the White House. It is not that difficult, are we forgetting that even Bush got into the White House?

A former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks. Apparently, she accomplished what she wanted… to have a killer butt.

A Massachusetts woman says she saw the image of Jesus Christ under her iron. Probably because she constantly hears her husband saying, “Jesus, iron my clothes, woman!”

Biologists believe humans are born with an urge to help others. That proves what we always suspected: that the members of congress are from another planet.

Dick Cheney criticized President Obama for showing too much weakness. But before he finished the sentence he needed to be assisted three times, given an oxygen tank and CPR because his heart stopped several times.

President Obama announced the deployment of 30,000 troops to Afghanistan, including 2 more soldiers: The White House party crashers so that they can begin filming their new reality show "The real Housewives of Kabul."

President Obama announced the deployment of 30,000 troops to Afghanistan. And who is going to protect the White House from unwanted reality TV show guests?

A family in Chicago is suing a funeral home for ruining the service by trying really hard to squeeze in the body of their dead relative in a small casket. They could have cut these’ man’s feet, he doesn’t need them anymore, he already kicked the bucket.

ABC is developing a new sitcom starring Nicole Richie. The title? 30 Lbs.

Snoop Dogg has partnered with a British company called VoiceSkins.com to make his voice available to people who use the TomTom GPS navigation system. Now you can find any corner in the world to buy pot and also every Taco Bell out there for the munchies.