January 12th 2010

The underwear bomber suspect plead "not guilty". Apparently, the lawyer is going to use a very old but successful defense: if the underwear doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

During a speech about security, President Obama said that the buck stops with him. He is right; after he became president nobody has seen a buck anymore...

Fox is allegedly trying to snatch Conan O’ Brian from NBC. Conan is showing signs he might like the move; in his last monologue he didn’t stop trashing Obama.

A new research finds that men who have sex at least twice a week can almost halve their risk of heart disease. There’s no doubt my wife is trying to kill me then.

A new research finds that men who have sex at least twice a week can almost halve their risk of heart disease. I wonder if I can take matters in my own hands.

A new research finds that men who have sex at least twice a week can almost halve their risk of heart disease. Tiger Woods is going to live to be 120 then.

NBC is taking Jay Leno out of the 10:00 P.M. hour because they want to reinstate some scripted dramas. More drama that the one they created lately with Leno, Conan and Fallon?

NBC has decided to move Jay Leno out of the 10:00 P.M. hour. Fortunately, Jay can deal with all these silly decisions the network is making; he can take a punch or two in the chin.

Disney is ending "Hannah Montana" after the upcoming season. It seems things are getting worse and worse for Roman Polanski.

Tea Party activists are calling for a nationwide strike on the anniversary of President Obama's inauguration. It is a safe bet; most Americans won’t go to work on that day, but just because they are unemployed.

A new book revealed that Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid said that Barack Obama could win the White House because Obama was a "light skinned" African-American with no Negro dialect. Even Tara Reid looks smarter that Harry Reid now.

A new book revealed that Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid said that Barack Obama could win the White House because Obama was a "light skinned" African-American with no Negro dialect. And today Sammy Sosa announced his candidacy for 2012.

Sarah Palin believed that Sen. John McCain chose her to be his running mate in 2008 because of "God's plan.” Apparently, God planned for Democrats to win.

Jack Nicklaus said that it will be difficult for Tiger Woods to break Nicklaus' record of 18 major titles if he skips 2010. But with more time in his hands, it’ll be easier for Tiger to break Wilt Chamberlain’s record of sleeping with more than 20,000 women.

A study says that red wine fights tooth decay. Unfortunately, you still lose your teeth when you get drunk and fight at a bar.

A Boeing employee was busted for trying to hire somebody to kill his wife. As a Boeing employee, he should have known that that was not going to fly.