January 6th 2010

The Secret Service admitted that a third person snuck into the same White House state dinner in November. Apparently, the Salahi’s came with their own makeup artist.



The Secret Service admitted that a third person snuck into the same White House state dinner in November. Apparently, it was the Salahi’s debt collector trying to get some cash from them.



One of President Obama's resolutions for 2010 is to lose some weight. And today Rush Limbaugh sent him a box of donuts and said that he hopes Obama fails.



Doctors say there's nothing wrong with Rush Limbaugh's heart. It’s still full of hate like it was before the heart attack.



Montana has become the third state to allow doctor-assisted suicide. And since it's Montana, doctors expect extremely long lines to begin forming.



President Obama appointed a transgender woman named Amanda Simpson to the Commerce Department. Typical chauvinist Obama; he wants someone that thinks like a man, but gets the salary of a woman.



President Obama appointed a transgender woman named Amanda Simpson to the Commerce Department. That’s sex change we can believe in!



The TSA might introduce full body scans at the airports. I’m all for it, but just because I can’t wait for somebody to finally tell me whether Lady Gaga is a man or a woman.



Tomorrow, kids all over the world expect the visit of the three wise men. Good luck this year, because with all the extra security at airports and all the racial profiling, I doubt they will make it in time. If they are really wise men, they shouldn’t wear any underwear to speed up the screening.



Tomorrow, kids all over the world expect the visit of the three kings. Obama too, but just to bow to them.



Tyra Banks is ending her talk show. I don’t think Obama is going to like welcoming 2010 with another Bank closing.



A guy from New York with the world's longest junk is unemployed. Obama better do something about it, or he’ll get recruited by Al-Qaeda to hide a huge missile in his underwear.



Kate Hudson dumped Alex Rodriguez because she suspected he was seeing Madonna. Apparently, she found several boxes of Bengay in his bathroom cabinet.



A group of scientist claim the G-spot doesn’t exist. Aren’t they supposed to have sex to know that? I would buy the study if it came from Tiger Woods.





Obama has demanded tighter security for all air travel in America, the bad news is that with a middle name Hussein, he is on every no fly list and won’t be allowed to board the Air Force One anymore.



Most people have losing weight as one of the New Year resolutions. Especially in 2010, you don’t want to look fat with the body scans coming to all the airports.