January 21st 2010

The White House says President Obama's first priority right now is to create jobs. He’s got plenty of openings in the Democratic Party after yesterday’s loss in Massachusetts.

Nancy Pelosi said yesterday that Congress will pass healthcare reform regardless of the Massachusetts results, especially now that most Democrats will need medical attention to deal with yesterday’s defeat.

New Jersey became the 14th state to allow medical marijuana use. Doctors in New Jersey will prescribe it to Nets fans to deal with their pain.

New Jersey became the 14th state to allow medical marijuana use. Doctors in New Jersey will prescribe it to people living there to deal with their pain.

Tiger Woods may return to the PGA Tour in the spring .He wants to win again; he is tired of getting beat at home by his wife.

Tiger Woods may return to the PGA Tour in the spring. Rumors started circulating after he was heard saying he can’t wait to leave sex rehab to go back to the 18 holes.

A Singapore nightclub is said to be providing drinks to women according to the cup size of their bra: B-cups two drinks, D-cups a bottle of vodka and bigger than that a diet soda.

A Singapore nightclub is said to be providing drinks to women according to the cup size of their bra. As if they needed the bar to give them free booze… guys would do it anyway.

A Singapore nightclub is said to be providing drinks to women according to the cup size of their bra: B-cups two drinks, D-cups a bottle of vodka and bigger than that a lot of alcohol for the guy that takes them to bed.

France accused the US of occupying Haiti. Come on, like they have any oil there, why would we do that?

Ratings for the three-hour Golden Globes broadcast were 14% higher than last year. With these good ratings now the broadcast is likely to be cancelled by NBC…

Ratings for the three-hour Golden Globes broadcast were 14% higher than last year, but just because people wanted to see Mariah Carey’s Golden Globes.

There's a new iPhone app called iTrust that lets you know if your girlfriend or boyfriend has been trying to look through your phone. But if you use the app, shouldn’t it be called iDon’t-trust then?

Hollywood is producing “Bad Boys 3”. This time the Bad Boys are played by Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh.

"New York Post" reported yesterday that Kim Kardashian is going to get an engagement ring if her boyfriend, Reggie Bush, gets a Super Bowl ring. I guess we now know that Sunday the Vikings will win after Reggie mysteriously fumbles every pass he gets.