January 15th 2010

A website reports that Jay Leno is considering walking away; leaving NBC without Jay or Conan. And as if that wasn’t bad enough for NBC; Fallon and Carson Daily are staying.

President Obama is asking for $33 billion to fund the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. And today Dick Cheney suggested attacking Iran first to get the money there.

A musical about the election of Barack Obama premieres in Germany this weekend. It is expected to be very popular the first couple of weeks and then completely ignored by everybody.

Pope Benedict met and forgave the woman who knocked him down on Christmas Eve. So now the Saint Louis Rams won’t feel guilty when they sign her for the next season.

A sheep in Turkey gave birth to a lamb with a human face. You can imagine the uncomfortable situation when the husband sheep was in the delivery room next to the owner of the farm.

A sheep in Turkey gave birth to a lamb with a human face. The worst part, the lamb looks like Tiger Woods.

AOL is laying off 1,200 employees. Only half of them know about it yet, those who have Comcast as an internet provider.

A Brides Magazine employee was fired for showing her new breast implants to friends at work. Apparently she didn’t show them to her boss.

A Brides Magazine employee was fired for showing her new breast implants to friends at work. They must have been horrible…

Scientists will reset the Doomsday Clock" to show us whether they think the humanity is getting closer or further from total annihilation. They think it is obviously getting closer considering Sarah Palin is on TV.

According to a survey, president Obama and his family topped a poll of the Most Desirable Neighbors in America. But just because people know that if Obama lives next to you, you are guaranteed not to have Joe Biden nearby.

According to a survey, president Obama and his family topped a poll of the Most Desirable Neighbors in America. But just because you can show up to all his parties uninvited and security wouldn’t even notice it.

According to a new report, the number of bird and plane collisions has increased tremendously. Birds are worry and are now demanding Airlines implement a stricter control on FUY.. Flying Under the Influence.

A company called Vivus is coming up with a pill like Viagra that just acts in 15 minutes. Perfect, now Rush won’t have to wait that long for the heart attack.

A guy was arrested at a restaurant in Seattle Washington after he was caught fondling himself while looking at the waitress. Apparently she took a peek and it was not going to be a big tip.

Hugh Hefner admitted today that he is back down to only one girlfriend. And you thought the bad economy only affected you.