January 22nd 2010

AskMen.com has released its annual list of the 99 Most Desirable Women. Unfortunately, Mo’nique lost by a hair, or lots…

Heavy rainstorms continue to pound L.A. It is raining so much Conan is taking his staff back to New York in Noah’s Ark.

During the victory speech, Scott Brown said to the entire country that his two daughters were available. And he got texted immediately by Levi Johnston.

According to a report in the Augusta Chronicle, a whites-only basketball league aims to launch in twelve cities this summer. That gives finally a chance for Rush Limbaugh to become the owner of a sports team.

According to a report in the Augusta Chronicle, a whites-only basketball league aims to launch in twelve cities this summer. It’ll be hard to distinguish the players with their white uniforms and their hoods on.

According to a report in the Augusta Chronicle, a whites-only basketball league aims to launch in twelve cities this summer. It won’t work in America; the games are likely to have less scoring than soccer.

According to a report in the Augusta Chronicle, a whites-only basketball league aims to launch in twelve cities this summer. After he read about this, Al Sharpton decided to launch a blacks-only Hockey league.

Holiday Inns in Britain are going to start offering guests free *human* bed-warming service. Real people will climb under the sheets for five minutes while you brush your teeth and get ready for bed. It can’t fail; so now when your wife catches you with someone in bed, you tell her the other woman was a bed warmer.

President Obama's approval rating has dropped 17 points since his inauguration. So now NBC wants to hire him to host the Tonight Show.

A man in Scotland has been banned from a public park after he allegedly tried to have sex with a tree. Apparently, he was desperate for some wood.

A man has been banned from a public park after he allegedly tried to have sex with a tree. Apparently, the first couple of days in sex rehab are the hardest to handle for Tiger.

A man has been banned from a public park after he allegedly tried to have sex with a tree. I totally agree, look how bad it went for the country when someone decided to have sex with a Bush.

Health experts say sitting for long periods of time could be deadly. Isn’t it a coincidence the study showed up just when Scott Brown won the Massachusetts seat?

Scientists have been able to turn stem cells into pork. Apparently, the Health Care bill is full of stem cell.