May 21st 2008

Pilot
An airline pilot and a flight attendant were arrested after they were caught naked behind a shed near a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. The pilot apologized and said that they were going to do it on the plane but the bathroom had been assigned to a passenger.

Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba, one of the most beautiful Hollywood actresses, quietly wed producer Cash Warren on Monday. I guess the name of the groom clearly explains why she chose him.

Jessica Alba, one of the most beautiful Hollywood actresses, quietly wed producer Cash Warren on Monday. She told some friends she's hoping for a fantastic 4 on the first night of the honeymoon.

Finger
Police say a Hutchinson woman bit off the end of her husband's finger and swallowed it during an argument at their home over the weekend. The woman said she did nothing wrong because with all the times he had given her the finger she assumed it was hers.

Blind
The American Council for the Blind are suing the treasury department; they say blind people have a difficult time distinguishing small bills from large bills because the $1 bill is identical in size to the $20 bill. The treasury claims there‘s no point in making them different because after all none of the bills buy squat.

Phones
According to a survey by Nationwide insurance, the number of Americans using the phone in their cars has increased considerably. Apparently, it has to do with the number of Americans living in their cars due to foreclosure.

McCain
Senator John McCain’s chief advertising strategist, Mark McKinnon, announced Tuesday that he was resigning, because he doesn’t want to work against Obama and be forced to smear such a great candidate. McCain wasn’t worried, because soon there will be lots of unemployed strategists from the Hillary campaign ready to smear Obama.

Iran
The Jerusalem Post reported Tuesday that President George W. Bush intends to attack Iran before the end of his term. I hope the paper doesn’t expect to win a Pulitzer for that piece.