April 20th 2009

Madonna is back with her young boyfriend. Apparently, his grades at school improved and his parents allowed him to date again.

Pop star Madonna fell from a horse Saturday. Don't worry; the horse is doing fine....

A picture of Ryan Seacrest and his new girlfriend has been featured in a couple of magazines. For the records, the girlfriend is the one with less make up.

According to AP, U.S. manufacturers, including major drugmakers, have released tons of pharmaceuticals into waterways and the drugs end up in our tap water. So, we finally know that what Paula Abdul drinks during American Idol is water.

According to AP, U.S. manufacturers, including major drugmakers, have released tons of pharmaceuticals into waterways. And today Rush Limbaugh started taking scuba diving lessons.

According to AP, U.S. manufacturers, including major drugmakers, have released tons of pharmaceuticals into waterways and the drugs end up in our tap water. Apparently, from now onwards, we will need a doctors’ prescription to drink water from our faucet.

According to a new study, erectile dysfunction pills don’t cause blindness. On the contrary; they help improve the vision of your wife who will finally start noticing you.

A study found that erectile dysfunction pills don't harm men's vision. Unless, after you take the pills, your penis gets so big that it pokes one of your eyes…

Rod Blagojevich will make $60,000 an episode on an NBC reality show. His hair will get paid way more than that.

Hollywood reporters are wondering if American Idol producers will let a gay contestant, Adam Lambert, win the competition. Why not? They let a gay person host it.

Republicans are criticizing Obama for shaking hands with a president that rigged an election, destroyed the economy of a country and abused his power. Obama apologized and said he was sorry, but that Bush had extended his hand and he had to shake it.

The book that Venezuelan president Hugo Chaves gave president Obama is now number 5 in Amazon. Apparently, Chavez begged Obama if he could ask Oprah to include it in her book club.

The US Government is looking to hire computer hackers to help them beat a deadly cyber-attack. Apparently, they are afraid pirates might retaliate and attack Obama’s teleprompter.

President Barack Obama said Sunday that he "strengthens our hand" by reaching out to enemies. Apparently, he is planning to call Rush Limbaugh next week.

President Obama paid almost $900,000 in federal income tax. And now he wants to know when the next Tea Party rally is, because he wants to join it to complain about taxes.

President Obama released President Bush's torture instruction memos to the CIA. They include putting prisoners in a box with bugs, slapping and handcuffing them. Some people are happy Obama took the initiative to share those methods, especially producers of “Fear Factor”, who were running out of ideas for a future season.

According to Bolivian officials, cocaine production is on the rise in Bolivia. Apparently, Amy Winehouse has just had a busy weekend.

A poll says that 75 percent of Texans would vote to stay in the United States. They went through so much sacrifice to cross the border, so why would they leave?

John Madden retired from broadcasting NFL games on Thursday. Everybody in NBC was sad, not as sad as Frank Caliendo who will have to find a regular job now.

Susan Boyle, the Scottish sensation from Britain's Got Talent, got offered $1,000,000 to be in a porno movie. I didn’t know bestiality pays that much in porno...